Part time NMR spectroscopist and quantum mechanic; full time curmudgeon and professional cynic. Heretical Globularist 🌍 All tweets are personal.

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Joined June 2011
Better times will return
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RT @BenedictSpence: London in a nutshell. Twat cyclists and useless hi-vis ‘security’ staff engaged in an futile stand-off along a run-down…
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The British government is like "we're coming round to take the 2p coins from the crevasses of your couch and arresting you for playing Elgar and please buy baked beans so we can pretend the lines are moving and by the way we're paving over the countryside to build data centres that will be obsolete by the time they're finished and please can you just stop thinking and moving about already, you f***ing peasant."
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Friends in and around Oxford, I am doing a book event @blackwelloxford on 17 November. Please come along: it would be great to have a decent audience! I'll be in conversation with music writer Philip Clark and will be happy to sign copies. Details here. eventbrite.co.uk/e/alexandra…
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Coming soon! So excited about this 😀
Here's something to be excited about: "Hoarded Gold: A Book of Old English Wisdom" by Eleanor Parker (@ClerkofOxford) will be published by Uppsala Books and available worldwide before the end of November! Follow us (@UppsalaBooks) for more announcements about this book and other exciting new releases.
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@grok Is it true that the voters Sky News calls Palestinians are actually Israeli Arab citizens who hold full equal voting rights, while Arabs living in Judea and Samaria were Jordanian citizens until Jordan lost the 1967 war and later revoked their citizenship?
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‘That’s £190,000 per person…’ ‘We could buy them all a house!” @NickFerrariLBC runs the numbers on the government's pledge to end rough sleeping by Christmas.
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There's been a "European Question" for the UK since 55BC. There's never going to be a "settled resolution".
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MP's to be banned from town centers.
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
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Replying to @KathrynPorter26
Very much agree with Helm on decrepit infrastructure. I heard a joke that when the contractors were removing some old 132kV sections which were made superfluous by the Beauly Denny line, they said the pylons weren't holding up the cables, it was the other way round.
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Kind Hearts and Coronets being remade without the comedy, eh? Or Alec Guinness. Hmm.
THE MAN PICKED UP A HEAVY ANCHOR AND THEN
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"Legitimising the hurting of Jews, without insulting or abusing them directly, is how a lot of anti-Semitism works these days in the West." telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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"Only the Pattern accurately describes the uniquely bizarre moral contortions, contradictions and flagrantly illogical arguments required for ensuring that pathways to harming Jews remain open, especially when doing so butts up against other kinds of moral thinking."
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"As @DavidDeutschOxf also says, where there is sufficient evil, you will likely see the Pattern. “No demographic is exempt from it,” writes Deutsch, “and its cost is stupendous.”"
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‘The Church has increased its administrative staff by nearly 80 per cent in 20 years while the number of parish priests has almost halved..’ The administrators truly are plenteous, but the clergy are few; Pray ye therefore the Bishops will open their eyes. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
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Somehow this advert has managed to produce a controversy combining The Dress with the Duck God/Rabbit God cartoon.
Disgusting insinuation in this campaign. Absolutely appalling @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT
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The Woman of the Day is the Anglo-Saxon noblewoman Godgifu of West Mercia, the only woman to remain a landholder in Britain after those robbing Normans swept in and stole everything that wasn’t nailed down (and quite a few things that were). Of course you’ve heard of her. You’ve heard of the Godiva Procession which was instituted in 1678 by Coventry Fair to commemorate the legendary ride by the Lady. Taking pity on the people of Coventry suffering grievously under her husband's oppressive taxation, she called his bluff that he would repeal the taxes if she would strip naked and ride through the streets of the town, clothed only in her long hair. She only agreed on the condition that everyone stayed indoors and shut their windows, but a tailor known ever afterwards as Peeping Tom disobeyed and was struck blind. Allegedly. It was all bunkum. Absolute bunkum. Lady Godiva’s real name was Godgifu. She married Leofric, Earl of Mercia, but both she and her husband were major philanthropists and among the most munificent of the Anglo-Saxon nobility until the Norman Conquest in 1066 (and those robbing Normans came along, etc). In Anglo-Saxon times, in laws dated around 1008 AD, women enjoyed full property rights, from peasant to nobility. They could own land, farms, houses. Upon marriage, a husband was legally required to give his wife a Morgengifu (Morning Gift): land, money, or goods, which remained her independent property that she could sell, give away, or manage as she chose. Women wrote their own wills and left property to whomever they chose including children, servants, or religious institutions, and they didn’t need their husband's permission. All that stopped after 1066. The new feudal system tied land ownership to military service, something women were barred from providing. Women became the chattels (property) of their husbands if they were married, or their fathers if they were not, a legal state known as coverture. Still, I’m sure the Normans thought they were being progressive and inclusive, two words I’ve come to loathe. But I digress. Godgifu survived the death of her husband and was mentioned in the Domesday Book, one of the few Anglo-Saxons and the only woman to remain a major landholder after the Conquest. Godgifu certainly would have ridden a horse but not in protest and certainly not minus her clothes. Still, the idea of it proved quite a crowd pleaser at Coventry Fair in 1678, even though the first fake Lady Godiva was actually a lad. Yes, I know. Some things just don’t change. In the intervening years, the myth was spiced up by the Puritans to prove a moral point but dampened down by other Protestants to make it fit for delicate ears. Never forget: the objectification of women is eternal, along with its fraternal twin, misogyny. The two generally go hand in hand. Despite several attempts to shut down the procession — in 1845, the Mayor got fed up with the crowds jostling to get a better view of her, expostulating, “It’s a disgrace”, and in 1854, the Bishop of Worcester protested against “a Birmingham whore being paraded through the streets as Lady Godiva” — it continued as a annual event until the 1960s. Godgifu’s date of birth is unknown but she died in her mid-fifties in 1067 after the Norman Conquest of 1066. The Domesday Book of 1086 notes that the lands formerly held by her had passed to others. Men of course. Chattels are property, and property cannot own property. Married women finally achieved independent taxation in their own right in 1990. Prior to that, their husbands were responsible for paying tax on their income unless she obtained his signature and consent to claim her own single person's allowance and pay tax on her own earnings. Her unearned income — such as investment or savings interest — still legally belonged to him. And of course, the "marital rape exemption" — the legal assumption that a wife could not withhold sexual consent from her husband under the marriage contract — was not formally abolished in English law until 1991. 935 years. It only took 935 years in this country to demolish the legal status and definition of Woman as Property, and despite the Supreme Court ruling, we still find ourselves having to dismantle the definition of Woman as a feeling — with political parties, Civil Service departments, with trade unions, charities, retailers, and with sporting bodies. I know many of us are tired of fighting the same old battles but keep going, sisters. “We woman suffragists have a great mission — the greatest mission the world has ever known. It is to free half the human race, and through that freedom to save the rest.” Emmeline Pankhurst, 17 October 1912.
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China consumed more coal in the last four years (2022–2025) than the entire world consumed throughout the 19th century.
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I don’t think three days’ worth of food is going to cut it, is it? 🤨
Replying to @trendsDecode
The circulating "big news" is FORTRESS America, launched by Sec. Hegseth on Sept 30. It requires major US bases to sustain essential operations independently for at least 90 days without civilian power, water, fuel or supplies. Plans cover microgrids, batteries, portable reactors and stockpiles against grid failure, cyber or supply risks in major conflict. Confirmed via Pentagon statements and docs reviewed by Fox.
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