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Founder & CEO @ 301 Productions, Formerly @fiestabowl and @dbacks, Podcaster @superherofaces

Phoenix, AZ
Joined February 2009
I've finally made it, folks. A GIF of me exists on the twittersphere...
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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I can't wait to see someone hit this dance after scoring a touchdown
The amount of times I’ve been sent this videos is unfathomable. teapawt.net/AgentChud/status/21067…
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It was just a matter of time! JAWWWWDINNSS
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It’s time to nuke the substation
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*in that exactly perfect wale voice* 🗣️ FOLARIN
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The WORLD CUP IS THE GREATEST SPORTING EVENT EVER!!!
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Watching these cultures experience each other during The World Cup is legitimately moving to me. LMAO
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The backdrop of Monterrey's World Cup stadium is STUNNING 🤩🇲🇽
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One of my favorite things about traveling is how it shatters the illusion that the life you’ve always known is the only way to live. It reminds you that there are countless ways to live, and yours is just one of them.
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See you soon, Monterrey!
Mexico will host World Cup matches here! This is actually not AI.
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Lions vs 49ers NFC Championship, 2023.
🤝 Paid partnership
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me any time someone asks to take a picture
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I despise the current state of our country. The corporatization/monopolization/obsession with ever increasing efficiency and profits has torn apart our communities and brain rotted our nation. Everything’s become shittier. Everything. All the wealth and power is being siphoned up into fewer and fewer hands. The “good” winners of capitalism who drove a lot of innovation and growth for our country have cashed out—rational minds can be satiated. The current flag-bearers are the insatiable, corrupted super villains hell bent on extracting everything they can at the expense of humanity—and they’re only going to get worse. Evil is winning big. Its leaders are running away with our country. We sell out to these horrible people and corporations to survive. And if you don’t sell out, someone else will. Our world has become a bunch of bullshit. Our jobs are bullshit. We’re increasingly divided, isolated, undignified. Birth rates are decreasing, home ownership is decreasing, literacy rates are regressing, wages are stagnating while the cost of living increases. Social spaces are becoming ghost towns—arcades, malls, churches, movie theaters, parks, playgrounds. There’s no time. What are you doing to maximize shareholder value? Less time with your kids, more time for corporations. Grab your mobile order, watch your Netflix, and cope with the prospects of no future while our politicians insider trade. Talk to any boomer C-exec. Life used to be a lot easier. Do work, get paid, own house, raise family. Pizza Hut used to be booming. Parks. Socialization in society used to be a thing. There’s no time for any of that now. We’ve given all that power away. We gotta go get it back. Shit should make you irate. How do you get angry at each other on here and not the pedophile criminals in charge? Everything really does suck nowadays though.
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They knew what they were doing with those logos, no notes
On a losing streak? Yeah… we fixed that 🧢 The Bandwagon Fitted™ lets you switch teams instantly—so you’re always on the winning side 🏆 Coming soon to a Lids near you 👀
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👎🏼👎🏼 (iykyk)
What are your thoughts on Project Hail Mary?
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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BENITO KNOWS
Bad Bunny shared the meaning behind his Super Bowl halftime outfit, revealing it was a tribute to his late uncle, Tío Cutito. "I always dreamed of taking my uncle to a Super Bowl one year, but I couldn't; his death was sudden and without warning. So I decided to bring him on my shirt when I performed at the Super Bowl: OCASIO, his last name, the same as my mom, along with his birth year, '64. I dedicated my show before I began; I am sure he saw it, he was present, and he felt proud of his nephew. Now all we need is for the 49ers to one day win the Super Bowl again."
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It’s officially Waste Management Phoenix Open week
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Stay with me now...
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wow they really said
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted — MSNow
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