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I spent a lot of my time this October reading on #web3 insurance and decided to explore a design concept.
I eventually ended up designing more than I intended, and I wrote and article to further enlighten folks on the concept of web 3 insurance, on and off chain.
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Let's do more in November 🎉
My goat I need you to keep your mind busy like this, let’s bring that world championship home son!
Finished my first tournament at the legendary @STLChessClub in 2nd place🥈
Huge thanks to organizers for an excellent tournament and to the sponsor @nbu_official for the support.
Looking forward to the Sinquefield Cup👍
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Finished my first tournament at the legendary @STLChessClub in 2nd place🥈
Huge thanks to organizers for an excellent tournament and to the sponsor @nbu_official for the support.
Looking forward to the Sinquefield Cup👍
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Nothing short of wickedness. It is so crazy that a customer can't even cancel an order within a window pre-delivery because they won't be refunded. At glowvy.beauty, we have refund, cancellation, and return policies to help protect customers that shop from us.
God abeg, see this motion.
1985 ➡️ 2454 in ONE MONTH 😲
14-year-old Modipalli Deekshitha gained 469 rating points across four tournaments, and is now the world #2 among girls under 20, and India's fourth-highest-rated woman! 📈🇮🇳
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“There is a cheaper informal version of almost everything you sell. So people don't pay. Then we blame VCs for not funding the very thing we ourselves won't buy. That math has never worked.”
I didn't realize when I shouted Amen!!!
My wife and I can afford to eat at expensive places if we want; I choose to cook at home or order from a place called “Mum’s Kitchen” in Accra. It is a low-cost but high-quality food kitchen/restaurant that my friend’s mum opened behind her son’s pricier and a bit more upscale restaurant with a more aspirational menu. Mum’s Kitchen sells the local staples in a neater environment at the right price. Keep that in mind; it is important.
What has worked successfully about Mum’s Kitchen is that “Mummy Andoh” isn't trying to exploit people. She doesn't need to. She is wealthy and doing it for fun, but her children saw the numbers and were dumbfounded. She is doing better than them and everyone else. The key to all of this is value. She provides better value for the price, and people troop in. The restaurant is very profitable.
There are meals she cooks better than I do, and when I buy them, I don't feel exploited. I pay for value. There are cheaper and dirtier places, but we prefer Mum’s Kitchen. Mummy Andoh is also always there to ensure quality. I saw her yesterday evening. She tries to give me a discount, and I try to pay even more.
Someone in Lagos did something similar many years ago before Mega Chicken and he had 8 restaurants netting him $1.5m monthly. It stunned me. One day, I went to Mega Chicken, saw similar crowds and I understood the model. The other guy runs unbranded bukas exactly like Mega Chicken in densely populated areas. Both models are profitable.
I wrote an article long ago on Proximate Value Pricing in local tech - guardian.ng/technology/proxi…
I should rewrite a consumer products version soon. I saw something in Brazil years ago with Nubank and predicted they would become a unicorn long before they did. They were providing a high-value consumer credit card product at sensible pricing that people expected. They were not the most expensive or the cheapest; they provided the best value and pricing mix.
They became a unicorn not because they had 3 million customers in 2017; it was. Because they had 11 million customers on the waitlist trying to join them. Their problems were different from others'. It was maintaining quality and not looking for customers.
Nubank never had a marketing team; they saw the true gap in the market, and they optimized their product teams for extreme product-market fit. Proximate Value Pricing is part of the toolbox in building a profitable and growing business when you hit PMF. It is also how you hit PMF. Simple but hard.
So, GoLemon shut down last week. FoodCourt went dark a few months before it. EdenLife quietly buried its consumer business and ran to corporate clients.
Everybody online, even the ones who shouldn't, explained it almost the same way:
👉🏾 Funding winter, but it's sunny all year around here
👉🏾 Brutal macro, yes tough break boyz
👉🏾 Naira, it's already somehow at fault
All true. All incomplete.
Here is the part nobody wants to say: most of these were not killed by the market being cruel to them. They were killed by US NOT PAYING for the things we swore we LOOOOVVVEEEEEDDDD!
GoLemon said its orders were actually profitable, around ₦43K a basket. It still died, because it never hit the volume to carry the warehouses, the engineers, the fleet, the whole stack it owned
FoodCourt hit $4.3M in ARR and called itself profitable in 2024, then couldn't make payroll a year later
EdenLife was the poster child of the entire Africa-rising middle-class dream, premium concierge for the upwardly mobile Lagos professional. It took an honest look at its own unit economics and surrendered the consumer business.
Now look at who is winning in the exact same sectors. Chowdeck, asset-light, moving over ₦1.5B of groceries in a single month. Moniepoint. Twiga. Eden itself, now chasing corporate contracts. The pattern is not subtle.
In a market like ours, necessity scales and nice-to-have doesn't.
The businesses that reach real size sit on top of things people cannot say no to
Moving money(Paystack, Flutterwave, MoniePoint)
Financing an asset that earns(Carbon, MKopa, Sycamore, etc...)
Feeding a company(Mono, Lendsqr, etc...)
Credit
The middle-class convenience app dies because our middle class is thin, stretched, and one bad week away from cooking at home to save money. There is a cheaper informal version of almost everything you sell. So people don't pay. Then we blame VCs for not funding the very thing we ourselves won't buy. That math has never worked.
But here is where I have to be careful, because this is where people get loud and wrong. An earlier version of me did too
The problem is NOT that companies serve poor or desperate people. Serving the underserved is the most important work on this continent. The problem is that necessity demand is dangerously easy to abuse. When your customer cannot walk away, bad terms stop being a mistake and become the model. Opaque pricing. Punitive collections. Locking an asset after it has been fully paid for.
That is the real line. Not who you serve but the terms
Same customer. Same poverty. Clean terms, you built financial inclusion. Dirty terms, you built a debt trap with a pitch deck. One market already proved it is the terms and not the poverty: force real price disclosure on lenders and the rates fall overnight, same borrowers.
So, the culture is not "exploitation" not really. That is lazy and I no longer believe it. The honest version is harder:
Our market rewards necessity over nice-to-have. Necessity is easy to exploit if you choose to. And the whole game, the only game, is refusing to blur inclusion and extraction at exactly the moment blurring them pays better.
That is the conversation. I am ready to have it in the open
Are we?
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Spoke with @nomnompress and we decided to set one up. Early stage founders, kindly join 👇
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