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i hate those moods where nothing is actually wrong but you still feel sad and annoyed for no reason.
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The government really said alcohol is fine but a plant that makes you giggle is illegal. Make it make sense ๐๏ธ๐ฟ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Weed makes you lazy." Bro, I just deep-cleaned my entire house because I got hyper-focused ๐งน๐งผ๐จ
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I love being a girl because why did buying a new lip gloss just improve my entire mood.
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Thereโs nothing on this planet that is so urgent and so necessary that 8 billion people should be working 40 hours per week for 5 decades. For what? To build machines? All I want is a garden.
my friend told me her divorced parents hadn't spoken directly to each other in almost six years. everything went through her. โtell your mother i'll pick you up at six.โ โtell your father i'm keeping the blue suitcase.โ โtell your father he forgot my birthday.โ one christmas, she finally got tired of it. she put both of them in the same group chat and named it: โyour problem, not mine.โ
her mother immediately left...
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My office building has a coffee shop on the first floor and there's a guy who sits there every single day working on his laptop. Every day for at least the two years I've worked here. Same table, same order I assume. I've never seen him anywhere else. My coworker thinks he lives there. He's always there when I arrive at 8am and still there when I leave at 5pm. Weekends too - I came in on a Saturday once and there he was. Same table. I wonder what he does. Is he a writer? Freelancer? Just really likes that coffee shop? Does he have an apartment or is the coffee shop his home? I've walked past him hundreds of times and we've never made eye contact. He's always intensely focused on his screen. It's like he exists in a different dimension. The coffee shop guy. A mystery I'll probably never solve.
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15 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE GIVING YOUR RELATIONSHIP ANOTHER CHANCE. โค๏ธ๏ฟผ1-15
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My dating history looks like I was conducting an experiment nobody asked for.
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A lame nigga will disrespect a good woman then wonder why the next nigga appreciates her properly.
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"Oh donโt worry, you'll be fine" I hate this sentence so much.
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You can become someone's biggest insecurity without ever competing with him.
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Back in my prime lover boy days, I once bought a babe flowers and dropped them off at her place. She later texted me asking why I did it. I replied, โWill you get into trouble with your supervisor?โ She said, โNo, but what if my man finds out?โ The simp in me died that day
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i love when someone thinks theyโve figured me out because i was nice to them twice. congratulations, detective. you have discovered absolutely nothing. there are rooms in my personality even i donโt visit without a flashlight.



















