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Preston Cool

@normalpreston

People always mistake me for @mightymouse and ask me for photos and autographs

Joined July 2011
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🫂🇧🇦 (@meltalkschels) profile picture
🫂🇧🇦@meltalkschelsNov 4
THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Anti@antipikerNov 4
greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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🚨 #BREAKING: Democrats seize control of both the House & Senate, as projected by Polymarket.
R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) profile pictureR A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsNov 3
🚨 #BREAKING: The odds of Democrats seizing control of the House today soar to 95% — Polymarket
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NBC News
@NBCNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrat JB Pritzker wins Illinois's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3UwrX7O
BREAKING: Democrat JB Pritzker wins Illinois's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/illinois-governor-results

ALT BREAKING: Democrat JB Pritzker wins Illinois's governor race, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/illinois-governor-results

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If you’re a CU girl flexing 100s on social media and you’re not legally employed you either sell drugs or you’re an escort. I don’t make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Vydamo (@vydamo_) profile picture
Vydamo
@vydamo_Nov 3
Bro mamdami is about to hit a 1 million like ratio This has to be the biggest of all time
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
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JL (@helluhasian_) profile pictureJL@helluhasian_Nov 3
TOP 2 and NOT 2😂🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Natural selection could do its thing too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReportNov 3
Trump says he will move to Israel and become prime minister if Americans ever get tired of him.
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If it isn’t 9 PM and you ignore my phone call, you don’t exist to me anymore
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Get this racist piece of shit out of here
Maverick Alexander (@MaverickDarby) profile pictureMaverick Alexander
@MaverickDarbyOct 29
RFK: "I might get in trouble for saying this..." Unreal.
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This video is AI-generated satire from an account known for producing fake RFK clips with "Unreal" captions and end disclaimers; no such speech exists. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… x.com/SecKennedy/sta… politico.com/newsletters/po…
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Uncle Sam really be the worst bc what do you mean you’re taking $12k out my check for taxes?!?
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Don’t try to make friends with random people at a live comedy dating show. They’ll set you up to get boo’ed off the stage and hated by everyone who attended
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I want a family bro
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We literally are in the end times. What happened to intelligence
Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReportOct 17
Robert F. Kennedy Jr: The measles outbreak is occurring because so many people went unvaccinated during the COVID pandemic. And this is something that Anthony Fauci, in fact, predicted.
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Ladies, dm me your single friend suggestions I’m trying to see something
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Had to bring back a classic 😂🙏🏾
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People who take their anger out on others are some of the worst people on the planet.
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Regular mfs get injured and always post a recovery video of them doing sled pushes. Y’all are NOT in the NFL 😭
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Nah this is funny… and I hardly say that about SNL
Keshvibez (@keshvibezTV) profile pictureKeshvibez
@keshvibezTVOct 10
Colin Jost getting completely blindsided by a double "deez nuts" setup on Weekend Update is elite comedy.  Marcello Hernández dropping "Grabóndeeznuts!" followed by the aggressive imaginary gunshots had me crying.
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