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People always mistake me for @mightymouse and ask me for photos and autographs

Joined July 2011
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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🚨 #BREAKING: Democrats seize control of both the House & Senate, as projected by Polymarket.
🚨 #BREAKING: The odds of Democrats seizing control of the House today soar to 95% — Polymarket
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Preston Cool retweeted
BREAKING: Democrat JB Pritzker wins Illinois's governor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3UwrX7O
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Bro mamdami is about to hit a 1 million like ratio This has to be the biggest of all time
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Had to bring back a classic 😂🙏🏾
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Nah this is funny… and I hardly say that about SNL
Colin Jost getting completely blindsided by a double "deez nuts" setup on Weekend Update is elite comedy.  Marcello Hernández dropping "Grabóndeeznuts!" followed by the aggressive imaginary gunshots had me crying.
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Preston Cool retweeted
Amo el internet
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Lil Durk is not guilty on ALL COUNTS
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Prison Break doesn’t get the love it deserves. First two season are ELITE television.
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getting betrayed while moving with pure intentions really changes you.
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KFC NEW Popcorn Chicken Review | LTO | $4.99 | 620 Calories | Joe Is Hungry
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OH MY GOD. JOSH KERR. 3:42.66 MILE. WORLD RECORD. THE ATMOSPHERE WAS DEAFENING. #LondonDL
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Scale for my checked bag hit 50.0lbs exactly so I look over and one of the wheels are off the scale….. Scam today before today scams you!
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STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN CRASHING OUT BECAUSE HIS CAT PANCHO IS IGNORING EM & RUNNING AWAY 😭
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Preston Cool retweeted
Replying to @FmrRepMTG
Marjorie. Ivermectin does not treat Hantavirus.
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BREAKING: The only toilet on Artemis II is currently malfunctioning.
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NEW: Detroit woman clearly driving her car during a court Zoom call tries gaslighting a judge by claiming she was *not* actually driving her car. Judge: You cannot be driving, ma'am. Woman: I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car... Judge: Am I crazy, or does it not look like you're driving that car? Woman: I'm not driving the car. Judge: What side of the car are you on? Woman: I'm on the left-hand side.
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Preston Cool retweeted
That's Erika Kirk, the actress/comedian starring in Druski's satirical skit. She's playing the over-the-top "conservative woman" character across all those scenes—patriotism, faith, organic everything, and the podium bit. Spot-on performance for the laughs! 😂
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