@notJacksonfish

Fun in small doses former blue check

Joined August 2008
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Girl you can call me Romeo cuz I can guarantee you your family won't like me and after we have sex you're going to want to kill yourself
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Nouveau Niche@whatthehellsureOct 26
They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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bridget 🌸🐝@wholemilkbitch23h
seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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ember 🐎@emberlmaoOct 26
Gunn gave away the game here. He’s only greenlighting projects that would artificially increase the value of his graded comic slabs. Insider trading at the highest level
James Gunn
@JamesGunnOct 26
It’s one thing to watch someone become a monster, but another to feel everything that person is losing along the way. Tom Rhys Harries gives an astounding performance in Clayface, bringing an emotional weight to the horror in a way that feels incredibly personal. Happy anniversary to Matt Hagen, who debuted in DETECTIVE COMICS #298.
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Charlie@StyledApeOct 26
The Weeknd trying to hype up an Amazon Prime concert and live accidentally live tweeting Russia invading Ukraine almost down to the minute
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@omgnicewordsOct 23
What’s the favorite celebrity moment/tweet you’ve ever seen?
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sek@SekAndTheCityOct 26
the post above me is too erotic I can't hold it in anymore!!!! ( ˃̣̣̥᷄ᯅ˂̣̣̥᷅ ) 　 /⌒ヽค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้⊂⌒﹨ ⊂ ノヽ_ω_ 人 ⊃
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ClickHole
@ClickHoleOct 26
Tom Cruise said WHAT?!
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Dean Merritt@dmerritt9991Oct 26
Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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OSCAR@now_thats_oscarOct 25
we saw Clayface in Screen X, my first time ever trying it, and my god is that format some stupid bullshit. like yeah bro i always wondered if there was a lamp just off screen in this scene
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Bunee !! MDNI 🔞 🐇@CannibalDakotaOct 25
Puppyplay but I scream like a beagle every time you close the hand with the treat in it
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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@asdkfjasdlfjdOct 24
Being sober is like having super powers. It's 4pm and I'm not even stumbling drunk. I can drive a car
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the giant@chaser_baitOct 24
everyone clowns on adhd people when they pop 30mg of adderall and start crying about how “they finally know what it’s like to be normal” but they’re low key right. humans are meant to be on high dose amphetamines
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Jack Subpar@SuisizeMeOct 25
Dying soldier holding my hand: When we get back home we're gonna develop that game we've been talking about Me: Honestly the market is oversaturated, I don't see it working out
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Micky D
@DeMickyDOct 23
Do you think Fallout 5 is taking so long because Todd Howard can't find any more songs from the 50s that mention atom bombs
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃@ScoobydouchebagOct 23
STOP FUCKING TRYING TO MAKE ME LEARN WHO STREAMERS ARE. EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S SOME NEW ASSHOLE WITH A MILLION FOLLOWERS AND ITS NEVER PLEASANT TO LEARN ABOUT THEM
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Matthew Petti
@matthew_pettiOct 23
Half of the Patriot Act is about surveilling everyone’s bank records so that you can never, ever pull that off.
chungus@big__chungOct 23
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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august@regularaugustOct 23
On message boards, mods would delete threads if you’re just talking about the same annoying topic over and over again. Social media does not have this and that’s why we are in hell
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Arham
@mgmtarhamOct 22
actually in Iraq, he’d be 760 Dinar
Lancesico 🇱🇨
@BornakangOct 22
50 cent in iraq (2004)
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csz@cszablaOct 22
how convenient for corporations rn that any condition out of the ordinary will raise prices and the removal of that condition never seems to mean they lower them
Financial Times
@FTOct 22
Airfares will not return to pre-Iran war levels, American Airlines warns ft.trib.al/Vf1NEkw

Airfares will not return to pre-Iran war levels, American Airlines warns

Some industry chiefs say travellers should expect a further rise in ticket prices next year

ft.com
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