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Same energy 😭
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Tomorrow becomes today and I couldn’t care less about a sandwich. The moral of the story is to act purely on impulse because the future is not real.
I am excited to eat a sandwich tomorrow
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i've tested talking stages and i've tested situationships. i highly recommend sleeping on time.
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Show me a better opening sentence in textbook history than this one✍️
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Mauricio Pochettino is finally getting a you up text from the pretty woman he’s wanted since 2013. He doesn’t care about legacy.
If Mauricio Pochettino does leave the USMNT for Manchester United, his legacy in US Soccer is NOTHING. He didn’t win a single tournament, he leaves a project in the dust, when asked to produced results he ran. Nothing.
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Wtf
Full footage of the brawl between Usman Nurmagomedov and Merab Dvalishvili
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we all owe it to Andrew Ng and 3blue1brown.
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“Right environment “
Luis Enrique finished 7th at Roma. He finished 9th with Celta Vigo and was appointed Barcelona manager the following season. He went on to win the treble in his debut season. Carlo Ancelotti finished 10th with Everton before returning to Real Madrid. Unai Emery lost the Europa League final to Chelsea, was sacked, then went on to win Europa League trophies with Villarreal and Aston Villa. Vincent Kompany got Burnley promoted to the Premier League, only to suffer relegation in the same season. He's now Bayern Munich's head coach and doing great things. Just like players, managers need the right environment to thrive. Context matters. A manager's struggles at one club don't automatically define what he's capable of achieving elsewhere.
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imagine if poch came and was like lowkey like randomly world class and like like we made it to CL KOs and stuff and like ngl like what if we like sly made it to the final innit and LOWKEY like won CL lol
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You live a normal life without a printer in your home but one day every 2 and a half years you need a printer
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How about you copy that fucking GIF link, roll it into a tiny little ball, shove it so far up your rancid arse that your ancestors have to dig through three generations of bullshit to retrieve it
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Admin cooking LMAOOOOOOO
Threw The Ball Up ☘️
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Pochettino will be doing a tour of the training ground while Carrick is still out doing rondos at this rate.
🚨 Michael Carrick, at Carrington today to lead Manchester United training again — same as yesterday. No formal communication from the club on his future yet but from today expected any moment. The expectation remains for Carrick to be sacked, waiting for Sir Jim Ratcliffe green light.
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It’s actually over 💔
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Damn @Toshebaw1 hes a propa Red 🤣
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Ahh we are gonna break his heart too smh
🚨 🗣️ @David_Ornstein on Mauricio Pochettino: “Manchester United is the APPLE of Mauricio Pochettino's eye. He will ADAPT to what they've got set up." “He will take to it with vigour that you would imagine is in keeping with it being almost the culmination of his career to date…” [@TOTDevils via @SimplyUtd]
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Clueless clowns 🤣
🚨🗣️ @David_Ornstein on Mauricio Pochettino: "When ten Hag’s job was on the line in 2024, United spoke to Pochettino (among others: Tuchel, Amorim, De Zerbi, Thomas Frank, Marco Silva, McKenna). I didn’t hear the best feedback from how it went. I was told they were a little underwhelmed - the feedback wasn’t the best in their eyes regarding his coaching at the time, his hunger, his work rate, etc. They ended up taking Tuchel and De Zerbi to the last two and ultimately gave ten Hag a new contract. There have been a number of occasions of this Pochettino consideration. It’s quite remarkable to think they could have taken him for free this summer (his contract was expiring after the World Cup). They had a vacancy because Carrick was only interim; they felt Carrick could earn the permanent job. They clearly didn’t think Pochettino was the man then. If they turn to him now they will have to pay around $10M for his release clause with the US men’s national team, a few million more for staff, then his salary, plus the cost of removing Carrick and his staff. A very expensive decision not to go with him in the summer if they go with him now." [@TheAthleticFC pod]
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They are so fucking disgusting man
🚨 | Michael Carrick is at Carrington today to lead #mufc training again, same as yesterday. There has neem NO FORMAL COMMUNICATION from the club to Carrick on his future yet. [@FabrizioRomano]
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Nah Jaylen acts up too much
Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum before tipoff. (📺 NBC)
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"No matter your age, you'll always wish you started younger. But today is the youngest you'll ever start"
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