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Against a very weak team like Manchester United, Arsenal can't conjure a win!
This won't win the EPL title.
Manchester City all the way
Students who did not apply/revise/secure placement for degree programmes during their cohort year of application and placement cycle should write an email and send to [email protected] requesting for late placement.
Kindly ensure the email has the following for prompt assistance;
1.Student's name
2.KCSE year/index number
3.Student's phone number
4.Student鈥檚 email address
5.Reason for late application
6.Name of Secondary School
7.County of origin
Then advise them to wait and keep checking the portal for feedback during the transfer window.
This lady should be apprehended by police and charges of damages to private property be preferred against her. She should also be pressed to mention other goons in this video.
If we don't arrest this nonsense now, next year shall be an intolerable year..
How do VERY SHORT surgeons operate patients on the table? Are they given high heels to put on? Or some stool to stand on?
Argentina Penalty Haram! The player never touched the ball and the first defender had cleared the ball by the time he was being swept the second CB
SIFUNA: Is SHA working in Homa Bay?
WANGA: SHA is not working.
SIFUNA: But you've been the loudest at rallies claiming SHA is working & supporting this administration.
WANGA: The truth is SHA is not working, actually it owes Homa Bay Hospitals sh 350 Million.
SIFUNA: Funny enough, you're loudest supporter of this administration that doesn't care of your people's health.
SIFUNA: 馃
Spain is having it hard penetrating Cape Verde.
These West African brothers of ours are so tidy at the back.
This is good
Teams should just boycott the World Cup 2026. The USA cannot have VISA restrictions to players, technical benches and match officials and expect the world to stand and clap. The World Cup is not just a business, it's the highest form of entertainment after the Olympic Games.
Hawa jamaa wanabonga mob. Si waseme tu Gachagua ameshinda ama amelose case bwana. Story mingi za nini?
Mkenya Moja retweeted
Replying to @moneyacademyKE
Resignation is not accountability.
It's escape.
Three men who controlled Kenya's entire fuel supply chain, policy, regulation, pipeline, allegedly fabricated a national shortage, bypassed G2G procurement, imported substandard fuel from a rerouted Saudi Aramco shipment, and Ksh 500M in CASH was found in their houses.
They didn't resign.
They were forced out before the full picture came out.
The real question Kenya is not asking:
Who BENEFITED from the fake shortage panic?
Because someone BOUGHT that overpriced, substandard fuel consignment.
Someone made the call to reroute MV Paloma from Angola to Mombasa.
Someone above a PS, a DG, and an MD signed off or looked away.
Liban, Kiptoo and Sang are not masterminds.
Follow the money ABOVE them, not just the Ksh 500M found in their homes, but the procurement contracts, the emergency waivers, the politically-connected importers who bypassed G2G.
Kenya has seen this script before. Arrests.
Resignations.
A few faces on TV.
Then silence.
Then the same system, different names.
If William Ruto is serious, the next arrest isn't a PS.
It's whoever made the phone call that cleared that shipment.
Name them.
Charge them.
Do it publicly.
Or this is just another cleanup operation before the 2027 machine needs to be refueled, literally.
Mkenya Moja retweeted
A case has left Kenyans talking after a man reportedly moved to court over KSh1,500 fare money he claims was "eaten" by a woman.
The man allegedly sent the woman KSh1,500 via M-Pesa on March 4, 2026, to facilitate her travel to Eldoret after she reportedly confirmed she would make the trip. However, he now claims she received the money but failed to travel as agreed.
Despite acknowledging receipt of the fare, the woman did not fulfill the agreed journey and allegedly kept the full amount without any lawful justification. The man, identified as Chrysostom Makhumbiri Agava, then reportedly instructed his lawyers to step in.
Things took a dramatic turn when the lawyers demanded not just the original KSh1,500, but an extra KSh10,000 in legal and administrative fees, bringing the total amount being sought to KSh11,500. The woman was reportedly given 48 hours to pay or risk being dragged to the Small Claims Court.
The legal notice further warns that if she fails to comply, the case could proceed in court with added consequences including interest at court rates, filing fees, process server charges, and more legal costs.
Mkenya Moja retweeted
Today, we woke up to the news that Kamene Goro鈥檚 lungs had collapsed and that she had pneumonia. She was also diagnosed with peritonitis. At one point, she was admitted to the ICU, but thankfully, she survived the Sayuni's WiFi signal. However, let鈥檚 be honest with each other.
There is a famous joint i used to frequent often in Thika Rd kabla outside caterers wanipakulie pishori without my consent. I used to meet with Kamene alot wakiwa na yellow yellow damsels. And every time I bump into her, she is either smoking cigarettes, shisha, or intoxicated.
When she came out to lament how she had seen death with her own eyes, it didn鈥檛 take me long to conclude that Kanamba speciioo na masigara zimefanya ile kitu. If you smoke cigarettes like Kamene, your risk of developing pneumonia increases significantly.
If you combine smoking with alcohol, the condition can become even worse. Even as Kamene Goro speaks about the healing process and mental health, she should also be honest with herself and the public. She should warn young girls especially Gen Z,, who are increasingly sinking into alcoholism and cigarette smoking.
The new generation is smoking as if they have chimneys installed on their heads. They consume alcohol as if there is no tomorrow. As a woman, once you start smoking, you become something else, even the smell that comes down there at the slippery zones is disgusting.
As for men, when you fall into cigarette smoking, you become weak both mentally and physically. You may struggle with discipline and overall well-being. Even in horizontal engineering, you barely perform like VC here who can go for several rounds without whistling to prevent premature ejaculation.
There is no real benefit to smoking cigarettes, especially illegal ones. Kamene Goro is lucky to have survived, but once your lungs begin to collapse, you are in a very serious situation. People should avoid smoking.
Do not wait until the damage is already done to believe what health science has been saying all along. Don鈥檛 be misled by a few elderly people who smoke and drink. Some are simply lucky to be alive and will still go to SAYUNI due to lung and abdominal infections.
Even prominent figures have faced health complications linked to such lifestyles. Even a former head of state wasn't spared, he's currently struggling with health issues. Chris Kirubi was also affected by lifestyle-related health issues caused by Kanamba speciioo na masigara.
Mc Fullstop, one of the greatest MC we've ever had died prematurely all because of smoking. And he was honest about his health challenges even warning youths to avoid sigara. We have lost many young lives due to the same habits.
You may call it enjoyment, freedom, or lifestyle, but what starts as pleasure can end in pain, hospital beds, ICU admissions, and deep regret. Kindly, manage alcohol intake and stop smoking completely. I personally struggled with alcohol for a while, but I decided to change for the better.
Hitting the gym has really helped me a lot. One day at a time, I was able to overcome it. Today, I only take a beer or two occasionally, as I engage in meaningful conversations at my usual spot, Club 1824 juu sasa siwezi kunywa delmonte mbele wa wanaume, wanaeza Thani nawapangia hesabu za minus kwa Sundus zao. Ni mbaya!!


















