numoty (@numoty) header
numoty (@numoty) profile picture

screaming into the void

Joined January 2021
Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)Photo by numoty (@numoty)
Pinned Tweet
Your playlist shuffling “Ode to Mets” to play next after your team suffers a devastating loss
2,887
numoty retweeted
let me tell you bout my brother tho
161
6,173
455
48,331
1,251,383
Giannis is COMPLETELY lost on defense Bro just running around out there 😭
1
Al Michaels tells a "bedtime story" about Tom Coughlin and the Jaguars for more than four minutes during the TNF blowout. "Anyway, there's your bedtime story. Interrupted by an interception, but apart from that." Prime Video then played "Ramblin' Man" into the break. 🏈🎙️
92
188
58
4,763
307,325
This guy is an incredible public speaker
280
2,453
346
22,003
2,697,883
Ravens tight ends are not safety blankets, they’re blankets covered in smallpox
49
Woman in France throws water on protestors, so couple above who support the protests throw water on her! Viva la France.
133
3,575
195
35,062
559,362
The Kings being asked in 2023 why they traded Haliburton
35
649
43
9,547
415,866
Sidemen videos started looking like slop
38
numoty retweeted
Remembering when Karen Bass responded to a citizen asking her to fix a pothole and she made a video of her NOT fixing it and ending it with her buying lunch
Nithya Raman will become the next mayor of Los Angeles, defeating Karen Bass. (via CNN)
124
2,127
220
52,410
2,203,367
Replying to @cooldudetm
This is the penultimate Sunday strip.
25
341
47
10,183
342,266
numoty retweeted
Vin Scully tells the story of when Johnny Gomes survived a wolf attack without missing a beat of the play by play. Absolute masterclass. This is my favorite Vin Scully clip.
27
130
29
1,558
97,431
Texan chuds reactions to two deeply Catholic politicians getting elected being that Sharia Law is coming
10
numoty retweeted
Was beautiful in real time watching this. Then the acknowledgment by Verlander made it even better
2026 PitchingNinja Award for Greatest Final Game by an Umpire. 🏆 Winner: Laz Diaz's Revenge against ABS In his final game behind the plate, Laz went a perfect 4-for-4 on ABS challenges. Then, after he could no longer be challenged, he gave Justin Verlander a strike call off the plate for one of JV's final Ks in his last start. And when Verlander leaves the mound, Laz gave him a salute. 🫡 An umpire going out on his own terms. 😂⚾️
6
425
63,416
Put my hard earned money on Luka 30 points and the fat bastard forgot his insulin shot before the game
57
“Tyler Robinson”
The assassination of Charlie Kirk was the most effective political assassination of all time.
45
numoty retweeted
The assassination of Charlie Kirk was the most effective political assassination of all time.
804
2,799
267
47,148
3,216,992
This video is from 2020 but it was on my mind last night.
20
433
18
6,424
198,369
numoty retweeted
California deadass didn’t vote for Steyer because he’s a billionaire but then refused to vote for a tax increase on billionaires and votes to not have that proposition again. My head is spinning from this idiocy.
91
2,105
70
17,557
142,624
Replying to @KamalaHarris
54
3,158
61
50,477
482,991
Voters in Texas, Mississippi, and South Carolina last night:
217
3,994
155
32,925
584,453