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casting...currently following comics/comedy writers who spend all day trying to amuse me J-E-T-S also, I do crossword puzzles in pen so don't mess with me

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Look to your left. Look to your right. Both these people have fucked Jensen Huang.
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BROOOOOOOO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If there are 2,600 counties in Mississippi, she’s still got a chance.
Mississippi U.S. Senate: 1 new vote from Tishomingo County 🔴 Hyde-Smith: +1 (100%) 🔵 Colom: +0 (0%) Colom's statewide lead narrows to 2,535 votes.
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Pete Hegseth clearly thinks this impeachment is serious enough to be stone cold sober for this speech. He is also tempering the tone. He's scared.
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Absolute scenes on the neighbourhood WhatsApp group. Someone's cat went missing and they put up posters, leading to the discovery that their cat has also been living with a different family for the past *12 years*.
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It took a hot minute, but Eileen Laubacher has beaten Lauren Boebert ... wait for it ... wait for it..handily.
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman is elected to public office
Harrison Butker misses back-to-back attempts in similar fashion following a penalty. Chiefs fans boo loudly as they head to halftime
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Just End The Season
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if you're a Wordle maniac like me, try CONTEXTO. google it. you're welcome.
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voters under 30 should give GOP nightmares
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Replying to @dieworkwear
The least used gadget in a Cybertruck is the passenger door
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Sad to see the Cybertruck going away when it was a useful way to learn who the dumbest, most gullible people were in your parents’ neighborhood
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Trump endorsing Chuck Schumer for Senate majority leader tells you everything you need to know about where Chuck Schumer stands.
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I don’t want retribution. I don’t want to get even. I want a reckoning. For everything they stole. For everyone they murdered. For betraying our allies. For trampling on our values. For protecting the Epstein class. For placing oligarchs and mega corporations above the law. For gaslighting the country every day. A dispassionate, merciless reckoning.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Leave room for dessert, everyone. IT could still happen at any moment.
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ALL RESTAURANTS NOW MUST TELL DINERS WE DO THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY AROUND HERE
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we’re putting a covid-conscious lesbian bar in every city in texas
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