@offdyllan

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Joined January 2026
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@Pjustgotback7h
all y’all bitches annoying asf, including the one I be kicking my feet over…
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I have a theory that everyone's favorite restaurant is just the place where they were happiest when they first went. The food is probably average. The memory is five stars.
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I have a theory that everyone's favorite restaurant is just the place where they were happiest when they first went. The food is probably average. The memory is five stars.
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The audacity to complain that I repeat my own dress 😭😂 If you want me to wear a different outfit every time, send the money. Till then, mind your business. Thank you! 🤲🏽🤣
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Thrap
@Thrap444Oct 24
being handsome and quiet makes you a target for silent competition
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fivio.@thefivio22h
Apart from betting and forex what can you do as a young guy to make money ?
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@EntsieGift66060Oct 25
Got kweku smoke on shuffle and I'm about to burst into tears. I'll really die behind this No Days Off album shit.
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They said Courtois has the flu catarrh o,so he won’t play. Imagine Kotoko vs Hearts and 3 hours before the match, Kotoko’s goalkeeper catches catarrh,The way they’ll prepare ginger and some herbal medicine for him, he’ll recover by force🤣🤣
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@EntsieGift660607h
The only thing I remember in elective chemistry is "if you break one test tube you'll buy.
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.@Omgemeraldddd7h
My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that spending five days a week working a 9 to 5 until I’m 60 just so I can finally “enjoy life” for a few years at the end is one of the worst deals we’ve ever been told to accept.
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Hot take: sleep is the most undervalued performance enhancer in the world, and nobody's selling it, because you can't put a subscription on a mattress and a 10pm bedtime.
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"Alcohol made me do it" but you shaved before going bihh
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Hot take: sleep is the most undervalued performance enhancer in the world, and nobody's selling it, because you can't put a subscription on a mattress and a 10pm bedtime.
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BUCHI🌱
@onyebuchi02347h
Nothing them never talk for my back. All my back just dey pain me 🥲😂💔
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Bammy
@YoushldfwBammy7h
I want me & my person out the way, stackin money, & taking trips.
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You got to accept a bitch for who she is, you can’t change her .
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@abigfckingdeal8h
1000% better with GOD
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@finallybyeOct 25
Life is better with GOD.
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That feeling when the weekend is over but you’re on leave so you get to oversleep on Monday morning 🙂‍↔️
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zayden
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Late diagnosed autistics - tell me your most obvious symptoms as a kid that make you wonder how no one knew
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⚔️@KeviinBall8h
I think I’ve been waiting for life to become interesting when, honestly, being alive on a random Monday is already pretty wild.
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