@offdyllan

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Joined January 2026
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Tanyaaaa@just_tanyaaa16h
Mathematics is truly one of the best ways to sharpen your mind and resist brain rot!!
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RuF🦅
@Ruf_ayii114h
So person no get money wey he no fit afford $2k channel handbag make the person no buy the fake one? Chale edo aaa how she dey think? What dey bore me be say she has been poor before and knows how the average Ghanaian life is. Wei mo nyinaa y3 role models
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Alex Hormozi
@AlexHormozi11h
Extraordinary outcomes follow extraordinary work, not extraordinary people.
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I know a graduate who has stayed in his hostel for four years. When I asked why, he said he makes good money from first-year students and gets regular sex. 😂
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@Basil_jr219h
smile nigga, we touching a lot of money in november and december.
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EwuraGea@the_vic_toria14h
How much is her monthly salary for her to affording those bags👀
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Serwaa paa ,imagine telling people to stop wearing fake stuff meanwhile the teeth in that mouth of yours is fake 🤧Charley
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Harry Kane
@HKane8h
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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yimika.@yimikaaaa6h
If you're dating me you have to be comfortable with a lot of casual silence. Sometimes I just don't talk. Sometimes I don't shut up & talk about random
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@Pjustgotback22h
all y’all bitches annoying asf, including the one I be kicking my feet over…
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Dylan||@offdyllan22h
I have a theory that everyone's favorite restaurant is just the place where they were happiest when they first went. The food is probably average. The memory is five stars.
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The audacity to complain that I repeat my own dress 😭😂 If you want me to wear a different outfit every time, send the money. Till then, mind your business. Thank you! 🤲🏽🤣
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Thrap
@Thrap444Oct 24
being handsome and quiet makes you a target for silent competition
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fivio.@thefivioOct 25
Apart from betting and forex what can you do as a young guy to make money ?
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Efua
@EntsieGift66060Oct 25
Got kweku smoke on shuffle and I'm about to burst into tears. I'll really die behind this No Days Off album shit.
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They said Courtois has the flu catarrh o,so he won’t play. Imagine Kotoko vs Hearts and 3 hours before the match, Kotoko’s goalkeeper catches catarrh,The way they’ll prepare ginger and some herbal medicine for him, he’ll recover by force🤣🤣
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Efua
@EntsieGift6606022h
The only thing I remember in elective chemistry is "if you break one test tube you'll buy.
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.@Omgemeraldddd22h
My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that spending five days a week working a 9 to 5 until I’m 60 just so I can finally “enjoy life” for a few years at the end is one of the worst deals we’ve ever been told to accept.
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Dylan||@offdyllan22h
Hot take: sleep is the most undervalued performance enhancer in the world, and nobody's selling it, because you can't put a subscription on a mattress and a 10pm bedtime.
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"Alcohol made me do it" but you shaved before going bihh
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