Hiberno-englishpilled folks do be using the continuous present tense also 😎 yup

There are thousands of aborted coworkers in heaven who never got the chance to show you AI generated shark attack videos

Youre one of the most sensual coworkers I think I’ve ever had

PRANK: I left my FRIEND in a SEALED BOX with a VIAL of POISON???!! (GONE HYPOTHETICAL)

Just came up with my dream blunt rotation and I’m not even in it

I weed in real life in my toilet this morning!

The squid concerto I organised has been postponed due technical difficulti. Tentacles difficulty. Technincles

Try smoking weed and eating some food… you can thank me later

Interesting phrasing. Usually I would say vehicular manslaughter “happens” to the people killed!

He looks way older than 23

Yeah my thesis is sort of exploring country music through a post-malonial lens

Forcing my way into the cockpit mid takeoff to ask the pilot and copilot if they ever hang out or if it’s mostly just an at work relationship

Lowkey feel like this snake oil I bought isn’t doing shiit for my impotence

Jordan Cahill

handjob after 3 days no shower call that a cheese pull

There are tens if not dozens of people worldwide who wake up every day with mental health.