I will never die
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once you've been to shelbyville you'll never stop wanting to beat mayor quimby to death with your bare hands
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got my dog microchipped so if he runs away I can just press a button and he’ll explode
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to save culture in Dublin… we’re putting on the best damn talent show this country has ever seen!
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Mongolian man gets his ribs torn out by a wild animal! Did this pathetic fucking idiot deserve it?
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omg a car just drove by my house
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To everyone up for Pope- just relax and try enjoy it. It's not the end of the world if you don't get it. I remember being up for Pope in 2005. Didn't get it, 20 years later I've never been happier. What's for you won't pass you
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very dutch looking
What do you notice about the average South African girl?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The 2022 South African census gives the following demographic breakdown:
81.4% Black
8.2% Coloured
7.3% White
2.7% Indian or Asian
0.4% Other/Unspecified
We can safely say these are not "average" South Africans
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Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus
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Israel made a mistake when they murdered 15 medics.
Then they made a mistake burying them so they couldn’t be found.
Then they made a mistake burying their ambulances so they couldn’t be found.
Then they made a mistake telling the world they traveled suspiciously with their lights off.
Until the mobile phone footage was found on one of their bodies…..
There were no mistakes.
This is the most obvious war crime you’ll ever see.
FUCK ISRAEL - DEPRAVED CUNTS – at Dublin City, Ireland
Israel admits mistakes over medic killings in Gaza bbc.in/3XLEvqq
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Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals
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POV you’re on a first date with an Irish woman. She just boofed up 4 raw Yukon gold potatoes. She uses toilet water to chase her shots of Jägerbomb. She just laid a fat fucking egg at the dinner table. She’s perfecto!
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Jumanji but gay. They fuck the animals or whatever. I dont know. I’m sick of tweeting
