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OldFUTGuy

@oldFUTguy

You’re very excited to meet me. Old guy. Says dumb shit. Gen Xer. Philly sports, Chelsea FC, & floral delivery are my life.

 Dallas, TX
Joined September 2019
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Now that the Brewers are going to win the World Series, it’s time to celebrate Bob Uecker and by celebrate Bob Uecker I mean watch Norm do Bob Uecker. youtube.com/shorts/zJAX7YXs5…
Norm tells a Bob Uecker story about Mr. Belvidere

Norm tells a Bob Uecker story about Mr. Belvidere

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Whoa whoa stop the press Hef was creepy around women, can’t be true.
Entertainment Weekly (@EW) profile pictureEntertainment Weekly
@EWOct 28
Crystal Harris, the widow of Hugh Hefner, called this ‘SNL’ alum ‘one of the biggest pervs’ to visit the Playboy Mansion: ‘At the parties, he’d be the lurker.’ ew.com/crystal-harris-names-…
Hugh Hefner’s widow calls this actor ‘one of the biggest pervs’ to visit Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner’s widow calls this actor ‘one of the biggest pervs’ to visit Playboy Mansion

Crystal Harris, the widow of Hugh Hefner, called this ‘SNL’ alum ‘one of the biggest pervs’ to visit the Playboy Mansion: ‘At the parties, he’d be the lurker.’

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Imagine buying a ticket to see “Focker In Law.” Who is this for?
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Don’t want to brag but Fieri is personally comping me a shake for my birthday so I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.
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Fofana is easily one of the ten dumbest players in the PL. Just an absolute knucklehead.
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Bro Xabi hates Estevao. Like HATES him. He has to.
Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) profile pictureChelsea FC
@ChelseaFC22h
Tonight's Blues. ✊💙 #CFC | #CarabaoCup
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This guy sucks. He basically is saying “be a whore, but only my whore.” Making dudes look bad here.
Westside L.A. Guy (@WestsideLAGuy) profile pictureWestside L.A. Guy
@WestsideLAGuyOct 26
My friend went on 3 great dates with a girl (yes this included dinner dates), no sex. I told him he’s cooked, that he should cut his losses. The girl wasn’t happy when he told her it’s over. Was he too harsh towards her? Should he have done a fourth date?
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talia cyberpunk edgerunners (@doggyangel_) profile picturetalia cyberpunk edgerunners@doggyangel_Oct 27
OH MY GOD THIS IS REFERENCED IN CYBERPUNK I NEVER REALIZED THAT
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I would have given up a year’s salary to watch one season of Angel Hernandez having to see a batter tap his helmet on him.
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An absolute banger.
Crack Amico (@CrackAmicoRAP) profile pictureCrack Amico
@CrackAmicoRAPOct 26
SPECIAL DELIVERY 🍕
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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greg
@greg16676935420Oct 27
Never deleting this app
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3 is probably enough to beat the Eagles tonight, so I get the Cowboys taking the points.
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Good for Harry, man. Such a solid dude.
Ballon d'Or (@ballondor) profile pictureBallon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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This guy’s buddy is an innovator.
fisherking (@fisherk1ng) profile picturefisherking@fisherk1ngOct 26
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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Just enough time to add maybe 4 more guys to the injury list.
Philadelphia Eagles (@Eagles) profile picturePhiladelphia Eagles
@EaglesOct 26
FIVE MORE HOURS ⏳
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Cannot express how happy that I am with some of the responses. Just mention them once and you’ll get so many fun replies.
OldFUTGuy (@oldFUTguy) profile pictureOldFUTGuy@oldFUTguyOct 23
Replying to @entylawyer
Easy. Tay and Trav.
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How did they take two things that I really enjoy and make me think that Thanos was right?
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
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Worlds collide ⚾ An exclusive preview of Marvel's new Avengers movie assembles Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena 👀 Avengers: Doomsday arrives in theaters everywhere December 18
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Holy shit, Band of Horses before the World Series. Secure that bag, @bandofhorses.
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