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OldFUTGuy

@oldFUTguy

You’re very excited to meet me. Old guy. Says dumb shit. Gen Xer. Philly sports, Chelsea FC, & floral delivery are my life.

 Dallas, TX
Joined September 2019
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He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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Marce___Vann__@MarceVannOct 28
Sto guardando in loop per la quindicesima volta e ho ancora le lacrime 🙈
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talia cyberpunk edgerunners (@doggyangel_) profile picturetalia cyberpunk edgerunners@doggyangel_Oct 27
OH MY GOD THIS IS REFERENCED IN CYBERPUNK I NEVER REALIZED THAT
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No debt. Perfect weight. 8 hours of sleep. Mental health in check. Clean diet. Zero alcohol. That was my prime era. I was 10.
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@greg16676935420Oct 27
Never deleting this app
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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The Weathermen @Kalshi
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greg
@greg16676935420Oct 21
Never deleting this app
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SIXERS BEAT KNICKS 106-100 IN SEASON OPENER AT MSG TYRESE MAXEY WITH 28 POINTS JAYLEN BROWN WITH 19, LEBRON JAMES WITH 14, AND JOEL EMBIID WITH 13 #THROWTHEBALLUP PLAY THE SONG
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Flappr
@flapprdotnetOct 19
Can't believe he predicted this!
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@TMZOct 19
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year. Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hunter-sc…
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You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)
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Magills
@magills_Oct 16
I don’t want to live in a country with flying cars I want to live in a country with wildly inefficient government run health care
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestOct 16
Me stuck in traffic next week as people zip by me.
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Men's Humor
@MensHumorOct 14
Favorite review ever. Randy, I hope life's been good to you wherever you are.
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Mind you the same women who are mad at Shane Gillis were calling Sydney Sweeney a whore 2 weeks ago.
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@Emilio2763Oct 13
“I can’t believe Shane Gillis called us gym whores”…
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Se agiganta la figura de los Gallagher que cuando el pueblo pide Wonderwall ellos tocan Wonderwall porque no son unos snobs chupapijas.
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En la charla de la @RollingStone entre @thomyorke y @Harry_Styles se desprende que el cantante de @radiohead no solamente se "arrepintió" en su momento de haber escrito temas como "Creep", sino también de otro éxito del grupo de esos días de los '90 : "High And Day".
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@sethjoynerOct 11
Chris Long said Jalen has something to prove. I disagree. Jalen doesn’t have to prove anything! 🦅💯 Watch the SJMedia Pregame Show here: youtube.com/live/Ob5c59ViRIY…
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Dan Heap@Ohdannyboy77Oct 9
Watching the Oasis documentary…… do you know what, the world has been robbed of fun. We used to obsess about music, football, nights out, bands, laughing….. now it’s small boats, petrol prices, saving everyone from everything….. the world needs to get back to having fun.
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