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poems, beauty & terror/occasional nonsense/ wakili/crafter/serial hobbyist/fur- parent 🌈🇰🇪

Joined January 2014
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Aty “here’s my go to lazy meal” na ushaanza kukata kitungu, bruh we ishia bana 😭✌🏾
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Influencers should not be giving people ANY medical advise online - whether its weightloss meds, steroids and testosterone for bulking, opioids for looksmaxxing, or green juices etc for cancer treatment. The harm they are causing is immense.
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maybe this is my wokest hottest take maybe not but i don't & never have understood why there's a culture around smoking weed in your car. you should not be operating a vehicle if you've been smoking weed. is that really that crazy to say
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Bado hua siamini mlikua mnasema net ya 300k every month in Kenya ni pesa kidogo
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being a lawyer feels like doing homework everyday for the rest of your life
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-Grew our law firm to a team of 4 -Paid all salaries on time -Started our firm's YT channel -Started building my retirement home -Got a second dog & kept both dogs alive & healthy All the while dealing with PMDD, a chronic illness that disables me for 7-10 days of every month
What did you achieve this year so far? might not be big, you looked at it and you were proud of yourself?
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i'm very pro abortion and also very pro children, and this may seem contradictory but it really isn't. i will always support a woman's decision to abort, but once a child is born, i will fully advocate for that child to be loved and protected. it's really that simple.
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When we were hiring, we purposely set our interview date on a Saturday to accommodate any applicants who might have been in employment. We are a small firm and we all work remotely so it made sense for us.
How do you people manage to attend interviews during working hours without your current employers becoming suspicious?
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One of the effective ways to keep people from questioning an unjust system is to convince them that their ability to survive makes them morally superior to those who can’t
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And I need y’all to dead this crap because I know no one in my age group is fucking around with what gives them coins I know people taking loans to be presentable at work because they’re paid peanuts but still show up anyway Hizi narrative zenu za kijinga ziishe 🚮
Replying to @Lsankei99
Do Gen Z's understand that you can't be employed and work as if that's your grandma's job? Unakuja saa zile unataka, unavaa pyjamas na Crocs to work, you don't care about inter-personal r/ships...
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My first rickety, raggedy (but!!) complete embroidery project. 😃 I love crafting fr fr.
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this is just to say i have deleted the files that were in the directory and which you were probably saving for lectures forgive me it was my own carelessness and you’re right to be angry
Yesterday while I was at lunch, Claude deleted a year of con law lecture notes and my current syllabus.
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Verily verily I ask, if the mother of your kid(s) is so evil, why leave them with her? Why not fight (legally) to take them away and raise them as the 'good' person?
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Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world fr
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As a paragrapher, an opinionated woman, a connoisseur of words and phrases, and a reader, I approve. Although. Write your paragraphs to recipients who appreciate and welcome them. Otherwise your chronicles will be merely a string of texts, bits & bytes and unrequited labour.
people who are afraid of double texting are the weakest link. if i have 8 thoughts you’re getting 8 texts
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Kwani mi HU DUUU?
DPP secures life sentence for Narok man who defiled his ten-year-old daughter The Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) has today secured a life sentence for a man who defiled his ten-year old daughter in Narok County. In a case prosecuted by Prosecution Counsel Leone Wandera at the Narok Law Courts, Chief Magistrate Hon. H. Nyaberi handed the sentence after prosecution proved the case beyond reasonable doubts. The court heard that on diverse dates between 2024 and February 2026 in Bulla Kipangas area, Narok Central, the accused intentionally defied his daughter. In arriving at the conviction, the court relied on the child’s testimony which placed the accused at the crime scene, as well as evidence of four prosecution witnesses. The child also identified the accused as his father. “The court has considered the offence and the relationship between the accused and the complainant. This is a father and daughter relationship and as such, the accused was required to protect her, but instead he is the one who preyed on her,” ruled Hon. Nyaberi. Further, the court considered the medical evidence given by the doctor, the P3 form and treatment notes that corroborated the story. Hon. Nyaberi noted that the complainant was below 11 years, which informed the sentence as per Section 8(2) of the Sexual Offences Act. #HakiNaUsawa
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I’ve learned that physically healthy, able-bodied people think they can “earn” their health. That if they eat right, exercise, and “don’t be lazy,” they’ll be able-bodied forever. This belief is the insidious underbelly of every piece of disability or healthcare legislation.
One of the most effective ways to keep people from questioning an unjust system is to convince them that their ability to survive it makes them morally superior to those who can't.
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𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲 Draft Trust Administration Regulations 2026: brs.go.ke/regulations/
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very thankful that I (and my friends who are also lawyers) have never made being lawyers our entire personalities.
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My pockets are empty but my heart is full 😭🤍 My small business finally has a shop in Nairobi cbd!!! This has been a dream for such a long time now!!! I’m extremely proud of myself!!! 🥳
I can’t believe I have actualized my biggest goal of 2026 😭 I’m so grateful!! 🥹
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