@ollkorrect0

awkward human

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Joined October 2020
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I think my therapist hates me. Wish I had someone to talk to about this.
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My favorite thing in the whole world is when I reject a man and his reaction immediately confirms my decision
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When I see young people at a dark, glamorous bar, I want to tell them, “This feels like a long chapter, but it’s going to be one of the shortest in the book.
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🪽@grwiefOct 23
I’m so horny @NYCMayor Please do something.
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"Weird, awkward, and off-putting" clocking in
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goob@emyboxdOct 24
his sex appeal is off the charts
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in other news i went out & danced, causing a couple other people to dance, and only one person was unnerved by my existence so that's pretty good.
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“Se enamoró como se enamoran siempre las mujeres inteligentes: como una idiota...”
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One rejection is painful but five rejections is data
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Cuando alguien me pregunta qué voy a hacer más tarde y mi respuesta es «nada», por favor entiende que nada no es un hueco en mi agenda. Nada es el evento. Nada es el plan.
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 23
my idea of a good friday night is eating something delicious and getting increasingly horizontal
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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand she will devour you.
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Time spent reading is time spent wisely.
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Wish you knew your flaws were just a shift in perception away from them being a gift
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A guy told me he was hit by a car and I was like, "omg me too!" and I got so excited about meeting someone with a similar life experience, only for him to clarify that he was *in a car* at the time. My man, that is called a car accident. You were in a car accident.
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I hate when I think of the best gift ideas for myself but they're really "it's the thought that counts" ideas, like the whole purpose would be that someone knows me so well and cares about me so much to think of those ideas, but instead it's just me, the person who hates me most
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Does this make sense? I want gifts from someone who cares whether I live or die, and unfortunately that disqualifies me.
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the good news is you’ve perfectly articulated how you feel. the bad news is it isn’t funny or interesting and has no artistic merit whatsoever
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it’s really hard having been obsessed with nathan fielder for the last decade & now the rest of the world wants to have sex with him as well
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Which location
Lu Guangs PR manager@burukomettoOct 21
Trader joes cashiers be trying to fuck u
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g@34rthsOct 22
Good morning I have to be the thing that saves me
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