Hell is other ollys. When you're late to join Twitter with your real name. Technically a writer.

Not Scotland
Joined September 2012
Same for writers - Larkin: “I don’t think I write well - just better than anyone else”
Many years ago, I was told by an engineer that, "Every engineer doesn't think they're the best engineer on the planet, they just believe every other engineer is the worst engineer on the planet."
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Going, Going by Philip Larkin Interesting reading this for the first time to a backdrop of British self-immolation by "a cast of crooks and tarts"
Hi @PlayStation @IllFonic my em... 18 year old son has some good feedback for your Predator Hunting Grounds game
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Got married a few weeks back, good laugh
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We're recruiting again! Get in touch if you're interested in finding out more about working at Elastic and the opportunity to write great docs from anywhere in the world: jobs.elastic.co/jobs/logs/di…
Not Tellin’ Stories @Tim_Burgess but this a good shout - get yourself down for a game, bring your boots
Replying to @Tim_Burgess
Great idea, Tim @MontpelierVilla are a fantastic Brighton club with teams at every age level and progressive attacking mentality and welcoming culture throughout. Not much cash for training and kits though…a little would go a long way
This is next level crosswardling
Fun little trick in the Sunday New York Times crossword yesterday: the central theme clue was "The better of two sci-fi franchises", and regardless of whether you put Star Wars or Star Trek, the crossing clues worked
We're looking for an exceptional technical writer who doesn't mind possibly never working in a crowded office again. You get to work with an incredibly talented, funny and humble team while playing with some cool tech. Sound interesting or know anyone? bit.ly/JoinElasticWriting
We need a new Senior Technical Writer on @elastic's Observability Docs Team - get in touch or apply directly if you're interested in joining a great team, working from home and writing some beautiful words for some very cool technologies: bit.ly/JoinElasticWriting
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I think with the rush to change 'migrant' to 'people' we're forgetting the word 'refugee' is perfectly adequate. And if you don't have empathy for refugees, where's your spirit, Christian or otherwise?
#WorldRefugeeDay Celtic - Founded by immigrants - Refugees Welcome!
Great opportunity to join my wonderful Docs Team at Elastic - jobs.elastic.co/jobs/logs/di… Work from wherever you are, join one of the best-led and fastest-rising companies out there, and help document game-changing cloud tech with some incredibly smart, warm and humble colleagues!
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Loving my first weeks @elastic learning some new tech and meeting new people. This is a special company. Thanks to my fellow elasticians for the warm welcome and really looking forward to next year's All Hands in Vegas to meet you all / discover this is all a simulation...
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Oh, and of course, we're hiring a shitload. We're completely distributed so there's something for everywhere - check out the open jobs and let me know if you want me to stick a good/bad word in: jobs.elastic.co/all-openings
Started a new job at Elastic last month. Leaving Unity was a hard decision but a month off was glorious and I've really enjoyed the first few weeks at Elastic. It takes a while to adjust to starting a new job in the same chair but my family got me a special welcome pack.
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Special thanks to everyone @unity3d and @UnityDocs for an incredible 3.58 years. I learned a shit load, we did some amazing things together and I just wanted to say thanks for the opportunity, support, feedback, expense approvals...good luck with next stage of Done Means Docs!
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Still haven’t watched the game again since but what a trip #WheresOlly
🎶 You can take us anywhere, we won’t let you down 🍀 80,000 #CelticFC supporters travelled to Seville for the UEFA Cup Final 18 years ago today! 🏖 🥇 FIFA Fair Play Award for our supporters 👏🇪🇸
Heroes
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you knew this was coming didn't you? 1/2
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