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Kristoffer Olson

@olsoncomedy

Former infant, now Father & Comedian. Host of You Don't Say? Podcast on iTunes & at https://teapawt.net/t.co/feH26FTWB4 Sir/MotherFucker

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Joined June 2009
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Tom Selleck is 78 years old today. His mustache is 76.
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Eli Hershkovich
@EliHershkovichNov 1
This might go down as one of the greatest at-bats in baseball history:
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The XO Show ™
@latenightxoshowNov 1
Bobby Moynihan dazzles as Drunk Uncle on 'Weekend Update' on 'Saturday Night Live'.
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersNov 1
ICYMI, the World Champions met Drunk Uncle last night #WinOurWay x @nbcsnl
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Pure Joy! #Wisconsin
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@BleedGreenPGoldOct 29
The final seconds of all 3 Wisconsin major sports championships since 2010 (one of only THREE markets to accomplish the feat) Wisco forever
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 30
The World Series Champion Brewers just walked out at Lambeau What a moment
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 29
HOME #WonOurWay
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Damn, Son. Try 50 yrs.
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@barstoolsportsOct 29
“This is the happiest day of my life” This means everything to this young Brewers fan
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BaseballHistoryNut
@nut_historyOct 29
You may see an 81 year old man crying after waiting decades to see his favorite team win the World Series but I see a 15 year old kid living in the moment.
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 29
We may have a new contender for greatest sports photo of all time
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MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 23
LEGENDARY: The day the Brett Favre era with the #Packers began in 1992. After Don Majkowski was injured, Favre came off the bench and led Green Bay to a stunning 24-23 comeback over the #Bengals. Nobody knew they were witnessing #NFL history.
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The great Norm Macdonald (d. 2021) would have turned 67 today. A true comedian's comedian. Macdonald never hid his admiration for the legendary Rodney Dangerfield, whom he called his comedy idol. In a 2011 interview, he fondly recalled Dangerfield's 1996 Weekend Update cameo on Saturday Night Live, describing it as one of the highlights of his time on the show. For Macdonald, sharing the desk with his hero was a dream come true.
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Vintage NFL@VintageFBOct 18
Nike (1996)
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 16
ESPN sources: Packers RB Josh Jacobs is being removed from the NFL’s Commissioner Exempt list on Monday. The investigation will remain open for the NFL so it reserves the right to add further discipline if and when warranted. Jacobs is expected to be eligible to play in Week 7.
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 16
Brewers radio announcer Jeff Levering paid tribute to the late great Bob Uecker following the final out in the NLCS “THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT! OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT!” How can you not be romantic about baseball.
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 16
“In my lifetime, I couldn’t be more proud of a group of players" #WinOurWay
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Ain’t Done Yet. @Brewers
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@barstoolsportsOct 16
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 44 YEARS THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 16
YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE HEADING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Acyn
@AcynOct 10
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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Milwaukee Brewers
@BrewersOct 8
"I trust you. I believe in you. So let's celebrate and get after it" #WinOurWay
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Jeff_Buch
@JeffreyTheGreekOct 7
True story: My old man is in the Iowa HS H.O.F. for running chains for 40+ years. He did every HS Home game for my brothers & I. Tonight he watched as I coached MY son (5th Grade Tackle)…and got recruited for one last chain gang. Another great football memory for my family!
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