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Former infant, now Father & Comedian. Host of You Don't Say? Podcast on iTunes & at https://teapawt.net/t.co/feH26FTWB4 Sir/MotherFucker

Joined June 2009
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This might go down as one of the greatest at-bats in baseball history:
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Bobby Moynihan dazzles as Drunk Uncle on 'Weekend Update' on 'Saturday Night Live'.
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ICYMI, the World Champions met Drunk Uncle last night #WinOurWay x @nbcsnl
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The World Series Champion Brewers just walked out at Lambeau What a moment
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You may see an 81 year old man crying after waiting decades to see his favorite team win the World Series but I see a 15 year old kid living in the moment.
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We may have a new contender for greatest sports photo of all time
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LEGENDARY: The day the Brett Favre era with the #Packers began in 1992. After Don Majkowski was injured, Favre came off the bench and led Green Bay to a stunning 24-23 comeback over the #Bengals. Nobody knew they were witnessing #NFL history.
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The great Norm Macdonald (d. 2021) would have turned 67 today. A true comedian's comedian. Macdonald never hid his admiration for the legendary Rodney Dangerfield, whom he called his comedy idol. In a 2011 interview, he fondly recalled Dangerfield's 1996 Weekend Update cameo on Saturday Night Live, describing it as one of the highlights of his time on the show. For Macdonald, sharing the desk with his hero was a dream come true.
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Nike (1996)
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ESPN sources: Packers RB Josh Jacobs is being removed from the NFL’s Commissioner Exempt list on Monday. The investigation will remain open for the NFL so it reserves the right to add further discipline if and when warranted. Jacobs is expected to be eligible to play in Week 7.
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Brewers radio announcer Jeff Levering paid tribute to the late great Bob Uecker following the final out in the NLCS “THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT! OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT!” How can you not be romantic about baseball.
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“In my lifetime, I couldn’t be more proud of a group of players" #WinOurWay
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YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE HEADING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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"I trust you. I believe in you. So let's celebrate and get after it" #WinOurWay
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True story: My old man is in the Iowa HS H.O.F. for running chains for 40+ years. He did every HS Home game for my brothers & I. Tonight he watched as I coached MY son (5th Grade Tackle)…and got recruited for one last chain gang. Another great football memory for my family!
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October 2, 1983 Most First-Half Points Scored by One Team in NFL History: 49 The Packers tally seven first half touchdowns to build a 49-7 halftime lead en route to a 55-14 blowout of the Buccaneers at Lambeau.
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Today in 1979: Lambeau Field hosts its first Monday Night Football game, as the Packers' defense grabs five INTs in a 27-14 upset of the Patriots. Terdell Middleton and Barty Smith combine for 171 total yards and two TDs.
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Funny how life works sometimes. So overly proud of my favorite guy. We’re coming home! ❤️ #gopackgo
More offensive line help; Veteran guard Kevin Zeitler, who has played 14 NFL seasons, is signing a one-year deal with the Green Bay Packers, per sources. This week, the Packers now have added veteran offensive linemen Zeitler, Laken Tomlinson and Mekhi Becton.
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