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Dumbass interns creating MS forms for engagement surveys
.@Starlink will revolutionize India, particularly rural areas with no internet. So I made a petition just for Indian villagers who currently have NO INTERNET to show how much they want and need Starlink.
starlinkforindia.grok.me/
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That’s why they say, never panic during bad times and never become arrogant during good times. Just a few days ago, Raina was facing an FIR; today, look at him casually picking up a biscuit from the Maharashtra CM’s plate. Life can change at any moment. Never underestimate the power of time.
Argentina playing with no direction. Just cross the ball into the box with 10 Egyptian players in it and pray for the ball to miss them all.
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Venezuela has oil.
Greenland has rare Earth minerals.
Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.
"you already shared this reel" and "This reel is already shared with you" just when you are about to share a reel with a person could be a useful feature. @instagram
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This whole Messi tour to India is the cringiest thing I have seen this country participate in a long time.
There is no serious Football match, where we get to see Messi’s real skill. Everyone using Messi as a prop, as a shiny thing, to project their own importance. Their level of access. Be it Ed Sheeran. Coldplay. Or any new placeholder. It’s a naked display of our corruption, our sycophancy, our slavery, our politics. A real black pill for all the believers of new India.
We live in a country where we pay for dysfunctionality.
We pay road tax but roads are filled with potholes.
We pay for commutation but flights don't take off, trains are delayed and often conjusted.
We pay for 5G but we get 3G.
Dysfunctional.
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𝐍𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬, 𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤: 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐤 𝐒𝐚𝐛𝐡𝐚
The bill proposes granting every employee the right to disconnect from work-related calls and emails beyond official work hours and on holidays.
Read more: intdy.in/1s53vz
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The CEO of IndiGo Airlines walks into a Mumbai hotel bar and asks for a pint of Guinness.
The bartender nods and says, "That will be ₹50, Mr. Bhatia."
The CEO is surprised. "That's very cheap!" he says, handing over the money.
He takes the drink and walks toward a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" says the bartender. "That'll be an extra ₹150. You could have pre-booked the seat for only ₹100."
The CEO grumbles but pays. He sits down.
"I see you've brought your laptop with you," the bartender adds. "Since that wasn't pre-booked, that will be another ₹300."
Furious, the CEO slams his drink on the counter and yells, "This is ridiculous! I want to speak to the manager!"
"Using the counter will be ₹200, sir," the bartender says calmly.
The CEO is livid. "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course, Mr. Bhatia," the bartender replies. "But remember, we are the only star hotel in Mumbai selling pints for ₹50. Now, how can I help you?"
Y'all supposed to practice 'Nirahankara' no? Why so much ego on what you have achieved?
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Purpose > Love. Beautiful perspective from someone who has lived this game.
Mentoring Masterclass ft. @GautamGambhir
The West Indies Head Coach Darren Sammy invited India’s Head Coach over to talk to the boys after the Test series and what unfolded was a pure masterclass! 👌- By @Moulinparikh
🔽 Watch | #TeamIndia | #INDvWI | @IDFCFIRSTBank
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Last night, Kantara didn’t just move me — it went straight through my veins.
Goosebumps, tears, pride, peace… all at once.
I guess – that’s what real cinema does — it makes you feel your roots.
This is what Indian cinema is truly about — when it speaks of our soil, our people, our gods… it becomes divine. And as long as we stay true to these stories, there can never be bad cinema.
Rishab Shetty — and the entire Kantara team — take a bow. Only a man possessed and obsessed with his roots could have created something this powerful.
This one will stay with me… for a very, very long time. @shetty_rishab @hombalefilms
