I hold a minor position in the British Government. Rumors of being otherwise are strictly false. #Parody
The Diogenes
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I recall years ago I had hoped for a new plague. Who would have believed it would have come during my lifetime. What times we live in...
Mycroft Holmes retweeted
A poem about cake
I mustn’t really
What time is it?
Oh go on then
If you’re having some
Don’t give me too much
Just a sliver
No not that small
A little bit bigger
That’s it
Oh that’s far too big
I shall never eat all of that
I’ll give it a go, though
I’ll give it a go.
Oh look, I can still log onto Twitter. Are you disappointed, dear @SocioIntellect?
Merry belated Christmas, @Genius_Holmes. Having you off Twitter is making things difficult to keeps tabs on you.
The Holidays are almost over with. Halfway to hell, but almost seeing the flames at the end of the tunnel...
The amount of idocracy I deal with on a daily basis is killing me. The pain is worse than any deadly disease. The disease of stupidity.
Any new requests made to me from Sherlock are now to start with "Mother May I..."
I deem this as the new law of the land.
I'm thinking of writing an autobiography. It'll include vivid details of my accomplishments and be titled "The True Queen of the World."
I've made a recent trip to my fridge to find disappointment. Vegetables. Only vegetables. Who does this to a poor man like myself?
It's healthy, it has fruit in it. Diet approved. teapawt.net/ItsFoodPorn/status/834…
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