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Carmely Sandiego

@orangecrushable

I forget what eight is for. https://teapawt.net/t.co/pxNPHrKTzk

Joined April 2009
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I’m not one for stereotypes, but I’m starting to think I am a bad driver.
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Sophia Benoit@1followernodad12 Dec 2025
Catherine O’Hara in the first Home Alone movie is, despite her actions, the chicest mom I could imagine as a child
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Signing off emails with “goodbye forever”
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I refuse to glow up again today.
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We all got that one homie won’t go til he get some figgy pudding
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ravn@mfnravn4 Dec 2025
how tf y'all start a christmas song w "you better watch out" watch fucking what
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I was just told to get rid of my desk air fryer. What am I supposed to do with my mini tacos? Use my desk microwave? Get real.
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meghan
@deloisivete2 Dec 2025
Yes officer, I was going too fast, but to be fair, Carol of the Bells kind of slaps
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krista
@kristabellerina2 Dec 2025
The quiet death of Twitter is the funny accounts disappearing one by one.
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If you survived the Hatchimal Christmas season of 2016 you can survive anything.
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There’s not a lot of instances where you can say it’s better to be an adult vs. a child. But, right now, after the Thanksgiving holiday, my kid is being graded on rollerblading in PE.
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The B.
@anerdonfire226 Sep 2025
When it comes to mistakes, I have you beaten in both quantity and quality.
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your other mom
@difficultpatty1 Dec 2025
I can’t believe we have to go to work on Cyber Monday.
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replacing background checks with astrology
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Man of Letters@manofletterz1 Dec 2025
Not here to be liked I just wanna say shit
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boop@xboxbodywash1 Dec 2025
Why not shoot the messenger? It'd provide temporary relief from the pain and shock of the message
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I don't know where I am or what day it is. It was a good nap.
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I don’t repost myself, but by god, this still holds true one year later.
Carmely Sandiego (@orangecrushable) profile pictureCarmely Sandiego@orangecrushable2 Dec 2024
I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.
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I need to wear a shirt to the Browns game today that says “I’m not a hot dog vendor. I brought these from home.” #DawgPound #HotDogs
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Shannon
@gardengirl12530 Nov 2025
When I was nine I wished bad things on this kid named Robert who bullied me relentlessly, and now he’s in jail, so just be patient
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