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Clavicular says he’d rather never have sex again than lose his hair.
PBD: “You once said you would rather keep your hair than be able to have sex ever again. You believe that?”
Clav: “Yeah, because if I didn’t have my hair, I’d be sexless.”
PBD: “And what do you call all these bald guys?”
Clav: "baldcels.”
PBD: “What does that mean?”
Clav: “They’re celibate. They’re bald. They’re not having sex.”
i swear as a teenager, 'bloating' was not something that happened to me. it just wasn't part of my life. now i am 20 and it is a constant
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I cant explain this phenomenon but girls only behave properly when you cheat on them blatantly.
If your a normie you should halo your relationship by lying that your cheating in my opinion.
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The idea that there are educated people with high-paying jobs walking among us, and in droves, are willing to go “you know what, I’ll give the Tories another chance” is too depressing to even contemplate.
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There are people who live amongst us that prefer this weather to 30 degree heat and the sun setting at 10pm, never ever forget that
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Remember when it was above 25°c for three months? And now it’s dark at 5pm. Are you happy now? I bet you are.
well established bit whereby an american goes to a european country, briefly has difficulty getting a particular thing and immediately concludes that said thing doesn't exist in that country
At a bar ordering a drink from a British bartender
Me: “Can i get a tequila soda, splash of lemonade?”
Bartender: “uhh what do you mean, like sprite?”
Me: “no tequila soda with lemonade”
Bartender: “I’m confused what you want”
Does lemonade not exist in England?
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The British brand R Whites is one of the oldest lemonade brands in the world having been founded in 1845 and first producing lemonade between 1845-1855
rwhites.co.uk
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> Get creampied by a guy a thousand times
> Call him incel post divorce
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Longest sentence ever put together by a foid comic [recorded 2026]:
“Give Chad Give Chad Me Give Have Chad Me Have Chad Give Me Have Chad Give Me”
