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@Darcie_Ingo I may ignore your sarcasm though!

@Darcie_Ingo oh no. I've had the twitter app off my phone so I missed this. I'd never purposely ignore you, D.

Has the Russian entry been locked up yet? #Eurorvision2015

Nice to see Tim Booth doing it for the Romanian orphans. Fair play. #Eurovision

It was a shame Hasselhoff pulled out really. #Germany #Eurovision2015

The entire Greek economy is relying on winning this. #Eurovision2015

Janet Devlin to win! #norway #EurovisionSongContest

@photogrump Amy Adams is lovely though.

I HATE SEBASTIAN COE! #athletics

My Dad is making me watch the runningaboutabit on telly. He obviously hates me.

Trumpet 'playing' housemate is practicing again. He sounds like a distressed elephant plundering himself with his own proboscis.

"Heaven, must be missing an angel...."🎵 - As it appears you have no genitalia to speak of. #awkward

So far I have a bar of Zest, a length of string, a balloon and........ Well you can see where this is going... #floatysoap

I've decided to invent a bar of soap that floats. Don't tell anyone, less they steal my fab idea. 💡

Break time at work and we're all in the canteen discussing the transient nature of existence. (They're reading the Sun, me, my phone).

You know what I don't understand? CHINESE HANDWRITING LOL!!! I studied Chinese for 6 years too, you'd have thought I would've picked it up.

'Sledging' is term used in cricket, but is also a word to describe the act of plot-spoiling a specific Orson Wells film.

Are we all still really angry with the royal baby?