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I now only exist in the minds of sweating adolescents.

Corporeal planes drifter
Joined July 2009
Not many people like Paul Ince but he's nice, just mixed up.
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I've found a shop in town that sells 6 cans of Tyskie or Warka for £5. You clowns do anything to jeopardise this, you're for it @UKIP.
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The Britisher's Guide to summer dressing 1. Wear old England away shirt & 3/4 length Sports Direct shorts 2. Remove England shirt 3. Done
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Tonight 7.30pm @MostontigersFC Fundraiser Featuring The Soul Man Ben Brierley, Plus Dj @p4ce £5 on door Food and Bar available #Fundraiser
Tennis balls used at Wimbledon are donated to provide homes for endangered Eurasian harvest mice...
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Constance is misbehaving, her mother is largely unconcerned #Chorltonpubs
I've decked a whole bag of Tangfastics, and I'm listening to Kill All Hippies on 11 while I surf the crest of this sugar high. Saturdays!
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I've just noticed that Alex has a mouth like a pink hippo's anus. #TheApprentice
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Just got back from Fight Club. It was really fun! Got there late so missed the rules being read out but I'm sure it was nothing important.
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This is great: 50 brilliant pub chalkboards: thepoke.co.uk/2013/05/06/50-… I like 'Soup Of The Day: The Tears Of Our Enemies'.
Replying to @fcumradio
@fcumradio Fake movie spoiler - Spartacus ends with all his mates pointing at him and telling the Romans "He's Spartacus."
A shift key? Capital idea!
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RT @voxra: RT @theRedByte: STOP EVERYTHING. There's a cat that looks like Batman. teapawt.net/Guerilla_Dan/status/27… @redbytten
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Since his death, Beethoven has spent his time decomposing.
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RT @XFInsider: Poor old #ChrisMaloney is looking very nervous tonight! #xfactor #xtrafactor teapawt.net/XFInsider/status/27533…
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Boything thought I Have A Dream was originally by Westlife and now I have to hide a body. I fucking hate housework on a Sunday.
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! RT @BillieDunlevy: Brilliant. RT "@HotBarChick: Happy Halloween! http://t.co/wu6M3D7N"
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FA Cup, David Conn, Six From Six, And Our New Intern Pace - Latest @fcunitedmcr Podcast Out Now! fcumradio.co.uk/fa-cup-david… @nonleagueshow #fcum
Children. If your pet gets sick and then your parents say it's gone to live in the country, that means they ate it.
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