Chicagoan. Comedian. Graphic Designer.
Joined June 2008
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So @Postmates just doesn’t care at all anymore right? I don’t think any of my orders are even close to right ever and they only sort of refund it but you still pay all the charges.
Watching @dimension20show Unsleeping City with your cat is not a good idea because every time @BrennanLM makes those rat noises she goes nuts! #nerdlife #gaycatdad
To all the people freaking out about Target gay displays and Bud Light acknowledging a human…fuck right off. #PrideMonth
Kudos to @duolingo for this incredible queer love story. Love that they acknowledge EVERYONE. this matters.
So answer me this @AmericanAir - I can’t bring 4oz of toothpaste on your planes but people can bring full on ice skates with blades? #wtf
I just read that @Andy is single and looking for love. Look. I’m just saying, I am pretty fun and run a comedy theater. #dateme #husbandmaterial
And for that matter Princess Rhaenys hasn’t aged a moment since the first episode. #HouseOfTheDragonEp8
Just saw @TheFremonts at #Fringe and then met them randomly. Great news they are great in both situations. Support them.
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BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senator Rand Paul throws a fit on the Senate floor, complains that too many veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits will receive free medical care for their asthma if the PACT ACT passes. RT IF YOU THINK THAT RAND PAUL IS A DISGRACE!
Jason Geis retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Texas Trumper Governor Greg Abbott’s re-election chances are put in serious jeopardy as Democratic challenger Beto O’Rourke shatters Texas’ fundraising record for with a whopping $26.7 million haul. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT BETO SENDS ABBOTT PACKING THIS NOVEMBER!
@AmericanAir after being with you all for so long, I’m finally at a loss. After your plane didn’t leave on time for no reason, everyone who missed their connection was given a voucher. I was told I was 1st on standby, then told at the gate that list isn’t real. Y’all shady.
@instagram I find it absolutely appalling that there is zero recourse to a hacker stealing a business account. @ComedySportzChi Instagram was hacked and stolen in moments and there is zero customer service to help. You’re one of the biggest platforms in the world and can’t help?
Also now watch all the scammers offer me their expert to help fix it. They are all scams. This is running rampant on Instagram and nobody is doing anything about it. We need to stand up. The amount of scamming on Instagram is insane. #instagramhack
This Christopher Walker/ @JohnMTurturro love story is everything. Thank you @AppleTV #Severance #turtalken