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Chicagoan. Comedian. Graphic Designer.

Joined June 2008
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BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senator Rand Paul throws a fit on the Senate floor, complains that too many veterans who were exposed to toxic burn pits will receive free medical care for their asthma if the PACT ACT passes. RT IF YOU THINK THAT RAND PAUL IS A DISGRACE!
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BREAKING NEWS: Texas Trumper Governor Greg Abbott’s re-election chances are put in serious jeopardy as Democratic challenger Beto O’Rourke shatters Texas’ fundraising record for with a whopping $26.7 million haul. RT IF YOU HOPE THAT BETO SENDS ABBOTT PACKING THIS NOVEMBER!
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BREAKING: Vice President Kamala Harris confides to her aides that the media coverage and constant smears against her would be very different if she were a white man like her predecessors. RT IF YOU PROUDLY SUPPORT OUR FIRST WOMAN VICE PRESIDENT!
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Since the beginning of the pandemic, Fox News opinion shows have been pumping out dangerous disinformation about COVID-19, endangering the public and the people on the front lines trying to save lives. The medical community has had enough. #DoNoHarm
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Pete’s rise *is* remarkable. I know some of you don’t care or don’t think it counts, but history will see it as a rather monumental step forward for the perception of how far an openly gay man can connect on a national level. You don’t have to vote for him to acknowledge that.
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Well damn. Nancy just dragged the FUCK out of that reporter. 😳 Are there any follicles left on her scalp?
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Hey remember 2 months ago when E. Jean Carroll came forward about the president raping her, and described it in detail? Good thing we’re not in THAT simulation anymore! I mean, I assume, since nothing happened and everyone forgot about it.
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Jason Geis retweeted
So proud to have two campaigns selected as winners in this year’s Shopper Marketing Effie Awards! #ClientWork #P2Pi #EffieAwards #Winners
Congratulations to the 2019 Shopper Marketing #Effies winners and finalists! Award levels will be revealed at the #P2PSummit's #ShopperMarketing Celebration on May 16: ow.ly/g9fD50rkrFY
Cool cool - this is fine, totally acceptable and normal rhetoric; legitimized by the presence of members of Congress and the President. 👍🏽 Let me guess: no apology is necessary here, because they’ve simply been “misunderstood.”
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Every person in America should be able to work hard, play by the same set of rules, & take care of themselves & the people they love. That’s what I’m fighting for, & that’s why I’m launching an exploratory committee for president. I need you with me: elizabethwarren.com
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Today's the last day of Early Voting — so RT if you or your family are gonna go vote.
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We went to go knock some doors with @JoeBiden. He taught us a lot. This weekend is your last chance to get out the vote before the midterms! Here's how you can get started: votesaveamerica.com/takeacti… #votesaveamerica #PodSaveAmericaHBO
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If we still followed laws in this country, each of those candidates would be forced to reimburse the government for the cost of this event
Replying to @ddale8
Trump, at this "official" event, invites up Republican candidates, then says, "Please get out and vote for them. And I'm going to be very nice: I'm not even going to mention their opponents. I won't tell you that they're aligned with Nancy Pelosi."
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Paul Ryan made a White Supremacist a subcommittee chair and his Super Pac has run ads so racist that they would make Steve Bannon blush.
House Speaker @SpeakerRyan says @realDonaldTrump’s rallies “sometimes” do cause division: I worry about tribal identity politics becoming the new norm of how politics is waged.
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The Georgia Secretary of State is using his taxpayer funded office to steal an election
JUST IN: 107,000 purged from Georgia voter rolls for not voting in past elections: report hill.cm/5hzaBTx
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Whoops, we overloaded democracy. We are working to get the ballots back up and running now. In the mean time, get 3 friends to pledge to vote and yell at us for the tool being down here: votesaveamerica.com #votesaveamerica
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We fact checked Trump's speech about the Iran deal… Buckle up
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A Time Magazine with Trump on the cover hangs in his golf clubs. It’s fake. wapo.st/2thpoYg
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Every Jackson 5 song is sonic foie gras - amazing, but clearly the product of torture.
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