middle-aged millennial, he/him, no tentacles, some legs, at least one circulatory system @padmaclynne@mastodon.social
central jersey is a real place
Joined February 2007
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sudden, powerful gusts that senselessly destroy this senseless world
a constant bad wind itching at you, whispering to you through the magic of ions
the romance of other people feeling as bad as you do
you know, goth stuff
currently, around the boardroom table in my head, to the tune of “TEETH TEETH TEETH”
“ZOO ZOO ZOO”
ima gonna look at a pallas cat and their weird pupils
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Well, well, well. If it isn't two incandescent humanoid creatures shimmering in my corn field telling me to be not afraid
Get back to the other side of the property line, jerkoffs
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ON THIS DAY IN 1945 - The Nuremberg Trials began for twenty-four high-ranking Nazis in Nuremberg, Germany, for atrocities committed during World War II. Twelve were sentenced to death.
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Musk seemed to think that a critical mass of users saw Twitter’s content moderation as an oppressive axe hanging over their heads. But for normal people, it was pretty easy not to tweet death threats or slurs or blatant misinformation.
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honestly she is right i would love a local community where i can show up somewhere and say "i have nyquil brain and adderall pussy" and anywhere from 4 to 500 people will clap and one guy will say "what does this mean" and i can ignore him and then i can leave
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Has anyone noticed my car is driving just fine with the “empty” light on?
Has anyone noticed that Twitter is functioning perfectly well without a large percentage of its previous workforce? What does this tell you? @elonmusk
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This is what I get for having comedians speak at my wedding – at Los Angeles, CA
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If Elon Musk cuts Twitter down to one employee and then takes them on a fucking glass elevator ride into space explaining that he's looking to retire and the factory is theirs down I'm gonna fucking lose it.
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DM: You're surrounded, by a vampire, a werewolf, and a chain demon.
Sorcerer: This is it. The moment I've been waiting for. I cast "greater polycule."
DM: Do you mean "greater polymorph?"
Sorcerer: I do not, no.
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“Come have meaningful conversations” no, I want the website with the grink tweet
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before twitter dies i need you too look at the dog i was fostering the moment he came out of the bushes with a ham sub
