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Parsh

@parisssimpson

Pure, undiluted Pariss

 London
Joined March 2011
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When a glowing Victorian child climbs out of that mirror at 3am asking ‘daddy, where’s my porridge?’ they’ll learn to never pick up random furniture again.
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@boymolish20 Jul 2023
Again, why am i never this lucky my home needs things tooooo🤦🏾‍♂️
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This thread👏🏾
sophie (@phiebramley) profile picturesophie@phiebramley11 Feb 2023
So it seems that #earlyyears is being discussed in order to increase funding giving more families free child care. Here is my thread. I’ll start by introducing myself. My name is Sophie Bramley, I am 35, I am a mother, and I am an early years practitioner and baby room leader.
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tottenham stadium are even hiring right now… if you see me at renaissance with a high vis jacket, mind ya business 😭
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Basically what I did
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I can't do this Corona anymore FFS
My definition of a perfect bathroom
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📍Basingstoke
Apollo Basingstoke (@ApolloHotelUK) profile pictureApollo Basingstoke@ApolloHotelUK26 Oct 2020
** FREE SCHOOL MEALS IN BASINGSTOKE ** We will be offering free takeaway lunch-bags every day this week during the school holiday to families who need it. 3pm - 5pm today / 11am-1pm Tuesday-Friday. Sandwich, crisps, biscuit, juice, fruit, yoghurt. Covid safe environment. 1/2
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Pay attention to how your friends treat other people, because how they treat people outside of their inner circle says a lot about their character. Personally, I wouldn't want a close friend who is nice to me yet shows unwarranted rudeness to others.
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I’m just waiting for the day someone looks at me and thinks “damn, she looks like she could enjoy $10,000” and then they give me $10,000 – at San Diego, CA
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This needs to be addressed immediately by the government. I gave birth by myself & my husband didn’t see our baby until she was 3 days old. Giving birth alone was the most traumatic experience of my life. We must do better by those giving birth during this time #ButNotMaternity
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Said it once and will say it again The only thing men have is the audacity
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WAP lyrics won’t make your daughters go crazy. I was raised on Lil Kim & Trina yet here i am scared to make an onlyfans. Smh.
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Is there another way??
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My actual dream for November. Congratulations!!
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Being in a perpetual state of “oh, you know, getting there, just about!”
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Ain’t No Shame Ladies Do Yo Thang 👏🏾JUST👏🏾MAKE 👏🏾SURE 👏🏾YOUR AHEAD 👏🏾OF 👏🏾THE 👏🏾GAME👑
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elys@___elysia6 Jul 2020
I read a post on Instagram a few days ago from one of the girls who owns a salon where I get my brows done which explained how the lockdown easement is one entirely based around the wants and needs of men, and I haven’t stopped thinking about it (1)
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My husband still isn’t allowed to come to my next pregnancy scan but hey, he can now go to the pub and get a haircut that isn’t from me. Priorities! – at Camberwell, London
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