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melissa

@parkerthomasfc

thats fucking embarrassing

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Joined November 2022
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play this at my funeral
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So do I book Berlin, Paris or Rome first?
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And with that, the Together Together NYC residency is now officially COMPLETE! 💋🪩🗽
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Imagine having to explain to a normal person they’re the same man
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The concept of harry getting his banner whilst dressed as a rat is so unserious….
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Manchester United Women (@ManUtdWomen) profile pictureManchester United Women
@ManUtdWomenOct 31
Matchday on Merseyside 👊
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What a star!! Well done Aya🩵
London City Lionesses (@LC_Lionesses) profile pictureLondon City Lionesses
@LC_LionessesOct 29
One of our own 🩵 A special night yesterday for Aya El Bergui, as she made her first team debut against Crystal Palace 💫 We are all so proud of you, Aya 🥹
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I can’t put money on Shanade getting booked and I’m so sad
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Wishing an ACL injury on somebody is so disgusting 🤭
° (@mcwfccomps) profile picture°@mcwfccompsOct 25
who ever takes out le tissier's acl gets a statue
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Love u zigggi x
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@VarietyOct 17
Harry Styles 'Together, Together' Tour Doc Coming From John Wilson, Universal Pictures Content Group (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
Harry Styles ‘Together, Together’ Tour Doc Coming From John Wilson, Universal Pictures Content...

Harry Styles ‘Together, Together’ Tour Doc Coming From John Wilson, Universal Pictures Content...

Buzzy director John Wilson is capturing a behind-the-scenes doc about Harry Styles and the pop star's historic residency at Madison Square Garden.

variety.com
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HOW ARE WE WATCHING 9-1-1 S10 IN THE UK HELP
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Lionesses (@Lionesses) profile pictureLionesses
@LionessesOct 13
Freya Godfrey is a #Lionesses player! ❤️ Congratulations, @freyagodfreyyy 👊
Freya Godfrey: The 245th player to represent England women.

ALT Freya Godfrey: The 245th player to represent England women.

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FREYA GETTING HER DEBUT, I COULD ACTUALLY COMBUST
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The aim is to go and see harry in all European cities at least once next year xoxox
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IVE JUST BEEN TAKEN OFF THE WAITLIST FOR THE 28TH
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MADRID N3 WILL BE SEEING ME
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What United is all about 🧬❤️
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WATFORD DOWN TO 9
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ALL THREE WEMBLEY DATES WILL BE SEEING ME 😭😭😭😭
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So where am I staying in Dublin then😵‍💫
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