@parselfinger

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

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Joined December 2011
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“Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration”
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Alex Goldberg
@GoldbergCFC11h
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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@D_DeGea14h
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Why dem go put yam inside your chicken pie?
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Chief.@BadmanSophssOct 25
Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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Oluwaseun
@officialtelzOct 25
But this night too funny APC saw APCs doing, APC shock😭😭😭 Satan shock devil kinda shii😂
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Cross˚
@ElkrosmediahubOct 26
Two buildings! Two different landlords!! Same fear!!! “Please no. Make Wike no come demolish our property overnight please” 💔💔
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@ElkrosmediahubMay 28
Will likely set up a situation room in Abuja for the NDC (if one isn’t available). This is most likely a last push to salvage the country, and I’m definitely going to push with every breath in me.
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Anybody you see supporting APC is not doing it because they care about democracy. Na for personal gain and god will help me punish all of you.
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Alhaji
@yeankharOct 25
You’re demanding accountability from Dayo Israel (a non-elected official) but defending the elected officials and government appointees when they fail to do their damn jobs You guys confuse me 🤣
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@saratuOct 25
People who go on and on about how Nigerians online are too negative without acknowledging that APC admin after APC admin has presided over years of difficulty and insecurity <<<<<<
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Oluyomi Ojo
@OluyomiOjoOct 25
Nigeria has about 0.4 ambulances per 100,000 people (roughly one ambulance per 250,000 people). For context, SA has 6.45 ambulances per 100,000 people (still considered below global standard) I will not tell you how to think. But I will share these numbers.
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Everest
@novieverestOct 25
Poor man - NELFUND. Mummy's boys - Prado. The benefits of the macroeconomy. Reserves are huge. Be patient.
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Tinubu’s audacity to run again is genuinely so shocking. are you mad ?
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Sammy Desh
@DeshysmallsOct 25
Dayo Isreal acts like a possessed and petulant child, he's an embarrassment to the office he holds, and i am very sure the FG has no hands in whatever show of shame he's currently engaged in. This isn't what the APC or President Tinubu stands for.
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Babájídé
@BabajiideOct 25
That’s why all these tweet miscreants are hustling for position Collect 100m+ Prado as mobilization
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La Liga commentary is so uninspiring
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Hater Central
@TheHateCentral2Oct 25
Tiele Tubbie vs Bournemouth Only 30M. 💎

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Carrick never stood a chance. Being the manager of United is the most difficult job in football
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Dune
.@OmgemeralddddOct 24
I'm tired and sıck of people saying: “the book was better than the movie.” Give me a movie that was actually WAY BETTER than the book. I want to know which books were so bad that Hollywood had to save them.
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Rotimi
@SirDabarOct 24
Don’t overthink your IG stories. Share those nonsense reels you like.
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