@parselfinger

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

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Joined December 2011
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oek@herelieselijah7h
soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
chaotic cutie.@keziah_sanders19h
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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BIG T😝@theraregem_15h
‘It’s going to be a burst’ ‘This lineup is insane’ ‘If you miss it sorry’ Meanwhile they played at your last two events, absolutely nothing to look forward to, And I can bet I know their song arrangements. Miss me with that bs.
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Non-APC young people, we’ve organised before. #EndSARS was an example of what we can do together and for each other. That’s the energy we need for these elections. Only this time, many thanks to the shege BAT has shown everyone, we’re not alone anymore. Everybody is tired.
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Tinubu really said “if i don’t give you light, don’t vote for me” he didn’t give light and instead, he went to install solar in aso rock & went COMPLETELY off grid and people still support this satanic devil
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Alex Goldberg
@GoldbergCFC23h
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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David de Gea
@D_DeGeaOct 26
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Chief.@BadmanSophssOct 25
Nigeria is too broke to subsidize healthcare, education, electricity, too broke to subsidize anything that will benefit citizens but there’s always money for the enjoyment of APC members.
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Oluwaseun
@officialtelzOct 25
But this night too funny APC saw APCs doing, APC shock😭😭😭 Satan shock devil kinda shii😂
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Cross˚
@ElkrosmediahubOct 26
Two buildings! Two different landlords!! Same fear!!! “Please no. Make Wike no come demolish our property overnight please” 💔💔
Cross˚
@ElkrosmediahubMay 28
Will likely set up a situation room in Abuja for the NDC (if one isn’t available). This is most likely a last push to salvage the country, and I’m definitely going to push with every breath in me.
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Anybody you see supporting APC is not doing it because they care about democracy. Na for personal gain and god will help me punish all of you.
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Alhaji
@yeankharOct 25
You’re demanding accountability from Dayo Israel (a non-elected official) but defending the elected officials and government appointees when they fail to do their damn jobs You guys confuse me 🤣
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@saratuOct 25
People who go on and on about how Nigerians online are too negative without acknowledging that APC admin after APC admin has presided over years of difficulty and insecurity <<<<<<
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Oluyomi Ojo
@OluyomiOjoOct 25
Nigeria has about 0.4 ambulances per 100,000 people (roughly one ambulance per 250,000 people). For context, SA has 6.45 ambulances per 100,000 people (still considered below global standard) I will not tell you how to think. But I will share these numbers.
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Everest
@novieverestOct 25
Poor man - NELFUND. Mummy's boys - Prado. The benefits of the macroeconomy. Reserves are huge. Be patient.
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Tinubu’s audacity to run again is genuinely so shocking. are you mad ?
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Babájídé
@BabajiideOct 25
That’s why all these tweet miscreants are hustling for position Collect 100m+ Prado as mobilization
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Rotimi
@SirDabarOct 24
Don’t overthink your IG stories. Share those nonsense reels you like.
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K E N E@kingsly_kennOct 22
They closed my mom’s shop cos she no go some stupid APC rally, she came back home, rested, went to market the next day and paid fine for her shop to be reopened. Some of our parents are not stupid, it’s very ok if yours is ❤️
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@shalliiswagoOct 21
everybody dey pretend like they no get APC parents for house😂. So make he call out him mama or what?
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Ace🥤@speeds_cOct 23
I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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