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This is a chronicle of things I tried to make for the Internet. He/Him. Hello, from YYC.

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Joined April 2008
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Why tweet when you can just lurk and occasionally retweet things?
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Just throwing this out there: if you order food for delivery on the day after 20cm of snow, please tip all parties involved extremely generously.
What a shot taken from Melbourne Australia 🔭🪐
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"No! You can't see because it's fucking too dark!"
middle europeans: wow the sun sets early in the winter..... weird how it can be dark outside at 6pm the scandinavians in the replies:
This seems important – at Manhattan, NY
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We grew up here
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Through infrared eyes, Saturn's moon Enceladus is beyond cool. @XMenMovies #cyclops @NASA go.nasa.gov/3hLdtYt
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Kids, this is what the Internet looked like in the 1990s.
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This probably goes without saying but using wire strippers is much easier and better than using your fingernails.
Okay @taehatypes. Let’s do it. All RTs of this tweet and follows of our profile will be entered to win a Standard Kit from GMK Minimal 2.
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Sean Chu won't support masks on transit because #abgov isn't mandating it. Meanwhile Premier Kenney supports masks, and says it's up to cities to do what's right. Back to you, @seanchucalgary: Will you do what's right for Calgarians? #yyccc #Masks4Canada edmonton.citynews.ca/2020/07…
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c… "If the province is not doing it, why are we doing it?" Huh? Jason Kenney says he has no problem with cities mandating their use🤔 Masks are the right thing to do to keep people healthy and assure Calgarians that transit is safe. #yyccc #COVID19
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smoking a bong then staring at this for hours
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all you fucking idiots everywhere better stay inside goddamnit
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Sourdough foccacia. Not as pretty as hoped but the smell more than makes up for it. ift.tt/3bdkYEs
Portrait of a household in the age of coronavirus @stayhomeclubofficial ift.tt/2Wf2FKU
Saturday breakfast looking pretty fine! ift.tt/39jWetg