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This is a chronicle of things I tried to make for the Internet. He/Him. Hello, from YYC.

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Joined April 2008
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What a shot taken from Melbourne Australia 🔭🪐
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This seems important – at Manhattan, NY
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We grew up here
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Through infrared eyes, Saturn's moon Enceladus is beyond cool. @XMenMovies #cyclops @NASA go.nasa.gov/3hLdtYt
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Kids, this is what the Internet looked like in the 1990s.
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Okay @taehatypes. Let’s do it. All RTs of this tweet and follows of our profile will be entered to win a Standard Kit from GMK Minimal 2.
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Sean Chu won't support masks on transit because #abgov isn't mandating it. Meanwhile Premier Kenney supports masks, and says it's up to cities to do what's right. Back to you, @seanchucalgary: Will you do what's right for Calgarians? #yyccc #Masks4Canada edmonton.citynews.ca/2020/07…
cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/c… "If the province is not doing it, why are we doing it?" Huh? Jason Kenney says he has no problem with cities mandating their use🤔 Masks are the right thing to do to keep people healthy and assure Calgarians that transit is safe. #yyccc #COVID19
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smoking a bong then staring at this for hours
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all you fucking idiots everywhere better stay inside goddamnit
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Ben Franklin said “beer is proof God loves us & wants us to be happy.” Egg nog is proof there is no god and humankind wants to die painfully. It’s literally only made of ingredients the human body cannot physically process. I bought two gallons at Costco.
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Christmas can’t start until you do a creepy time lapse of your tree thawing.
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We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing
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How do you even introduce yourself as a Full Stack Engineer. Says here on your resumé you “know the entire computer.”
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Not a Halloween-costume: - Another gender - Another ethnicity or culture - Medical conditions - Poverty
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“AirPower”
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just remembered that i exist outside of my own perception and people can see me and form an opinion about me
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Giving away the first ever public polycarbonate TGR Alice (huge thank you to TGR) For those who may not know, this is a rare luxury mechanical keyboard :) How to enter: 1. Like this tweet 2. Retweet this tweet 3. Follow @taehatypes I'll be picking a winner on 9/30/19!
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