Saying it as it is since 1988
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Co-op cash withdrawals shouldn't need fucking four-wheel drive.
Paul ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฌ๐ง retweeted
Royal Mail releases new stamps honouring British armed forces on Armistice Day trib.al/JpBEWxl
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John F. Kennedy: โAnd so my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.โ
Ronald Reagan: โMr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
Donald Trump: โI looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before โ Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.โ
Dear @TfL why is there no DOWN escalator at #stpauls #centralline station during the evening peak? Everyone is having to filter into a narrow staircase and with people travelling at different paces, all or it needs is a trip and there could be an almighty accident.
Paul ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฌ๐ง retweeted
Waddles McFuckface exhibits advanced gastro-gluteal hypertrophy, bilateral meandering syndrome and acute cranio-rectal inversion while attempting helicopter-directed ambulation.
Prognosis: terminal fucking stupidity.
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A London street fight turns into a knife attack.
Footage said to be from Church Road shows one man apparently stabbing another during the strughle.
A single blow could be fatal; his injuries remain unconfirmed.
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They want to start a war. Pre-Order digitally and get Campaign Early Access
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Dear USA citizens visiting London to see the #NFLLondon
When walking around London, we don't want to hear your booming, shouty, showing-off voice.
We all know you want to be centre of attention - but us British aren't like that. We like to be quiet and refined.