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JΔKE

@peakeachu

It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

Joined October 2011
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My life in a vine vine.co/v/OerXmx5bL2U – at Edmonton, Alberta
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Edmonton is up there for the best show of the tour thus far. So ridiculous.
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"I make way too much money to be drunk in the middle of the street" - some drunk guy in the middle of the street
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You can actually guess the number of buttons a dude has open on his shirt based on how far away you can smell his cologne from #EauDuDouche
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Me as a cop: I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over? Well I see you have a dog and I was wondering if I could pet it
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Can't wait to tap tmrw's cask of Coffee Infused Brown Ale from @alley_kat_beer featuring @transcendcoffee. #yegbeer
Image from CRAFT Edmonton (@CRAFTbeeryeg)
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"You don't look at all like you just spent a week in Mexico" - Everyone today #PastyKidProblems
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The coolest thing about being a girl would definitely be the supersonic hearing & mind-reading powers you get when you become a mom.
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The amount of times I get called Ed Sheeran on a regular basis is getting out of hand
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#OneNationUnderSquad
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Waka Flocka Officially Enters The 2016 Race For The White House dify.me/1IEmY4n
Image from Distractify (@Distractify)
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If by "bring glory to His name" you mean "kick the shit out of that loathsome bastard Floyd Mayweather", then yes.
Image from God (@TheTweetOfGod)
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"Did your hair look like that all day?" ".... Yeah?" "Oh. You still make good tips?" #ThanksMom
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.@GOP How can we encourage kids suffocated by student loan debt to turn to violent crime so we can fill private prisons with them?
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The only time I use yahoo search engine is to search "Google"
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I think using chocolate as a spoon to eat cake after going to the gym kinda defeats the purpose
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An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes.
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