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JΔKE

@peakeachu

It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

Joined October 2011
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Edmonton is up there for the best show of the tour thus far. So ridiculous.
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Me as a cop: I bet you're wondering why I pulled you over? Well I see you have a dog and I was wondering if I could pet it
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Can't wait to tap tmrw's cask of Coffee Infused Brown Ale from @alley_kat_beer featuring @transcendcoffee. #yegbeer
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#OneNationUnderSquad
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Waka Flocka Officially Enters The 2016 Race For The White House dify.me/1IEmY4n
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If by "bring glory to His name" you mean "kick the shit out of that loathsome bastard Floyd Mayweather", then yes.
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.@GOP How can we encourage kids suffocated by student loan debt to turn to violent crime so we can fill private prisons with them?
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An Atheist, a Vegan, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes.
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Johnny Depp dresses like he's in a Johnny Depp disguise.
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When you openly admit you are a Christian, you're saying to the world you are imperfect n flawed. Not the one saving but the one being saved
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"Only one place to take this hacking cough: the theatre!" - too many fucking people.
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Lights@lights27 Dec 2014
Let me take you to the movies, Shorty.
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THE PRESTIGE (2006) Director of Photography: Wally Pfister | Director: Christopher Nolan
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Time flies when you take 2 naps and contribute nothing to society
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If you throw the candy past the kids, they run after it & you have like 3 seconds to show their parents your dick.
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Get your filthy daughter off my porch.
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Never, ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
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I can't thank you all enough. #HeForShe
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I miss these nights...
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Just heard a guy say "parmesam" cheese and almost beat the living shit out of him for fucking it up that bad.
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