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Penelope

@penelope2ee

Cat lady- Not your regular grey haired southern mom. Still finding my way. New Orleanian in my soul.

 In a chair with a cat
Joined March 2009
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I need hell to be cold rather than hot. I look much cuter in a sweater and loafers than I do a swimsuit.
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I have had the honor of standing beside this incredible woman. What was said about her last night was vile, deliberate, and beneath the dignity of any meaningful public discourse.
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The southern version of reading tea leaves is reading the hot sauce path on a piece of fried catfish
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Is it okay to put up my MG themed lawn decor today or is it like king cake and must wait until the 6th? @BreauxMart what’s your take?
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It’s neither a run nor a walk at 87° and 84% humidity, it is a swim . The dog and I just swam a couple miles through our neighborhood.
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Not all heros wear capes.
Meat Me on the Equinox🍂 (@meatsical) profile pictureMeat Me on the Equinox🍂@meatsical25 Jul 2025
The elks lodge in my parents shitty Utah town is for sale and actually has a liquor license and I want to buy it and turn it into a gay bar for all the people headed to Zion national park
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Need a line, copy, and/or developmental editor? High quality editing at a competitive price? Well, then DM me today for my services and rates.
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Well, I have mild aphasia from a head injury so… yes. Plus I have a southern accent and people are assholes.
𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐 (@luvblessingz) profile picture𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐
@luvblessingz29 Sep 2024
y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating
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Dan Crenshaw clearly doesn’t know how batteries work. I’d bet his wife does though.
Heartland Signal (@HeartlandSignal) profile pictureHeartland Signal@HeartlandSignal19 Sep 2024
Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) speaks against solar energy because “at night, it just doesn’t work.”
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If you guys haven’t listened to @thanh412 podcast New Orleans Unsolved about this guy , you need to. It is a wild, horrific ride.
Ramon Antonio Vargas (@RVargasWrites) profile pictureRamon Antonio Vargas@RVargasWrites22 Aug 2024
Stanley Burkhardt -- the former New Orleans police department child abuse detective who turned out to be a child molester himself and has even been investigated in connection with a series of killings -- has been released from a federal halfway house with relatively few limits...
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At at funeral this afternoon while they were folding the flag to give to the widow my daughter leans over to me and whispers “when you go we will do this but with a fitted sheet”
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Cleveland,Ms PO returned a package this morning with no attempt to deliver. Despite our lease, Entergy, Water bill, registration/ license with the City of Cleveland, registration with the State Of Mississippi showing the same address they refuse to deliver. @USPSHelp
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The truth. Oh the truth.
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSports21 Aug 2023
When I was a kid, adults didn’t give two shits about safety. No helmets, no seatbelts, ubiquitous second-hand smoke, playgrounds built for Navy SEAL training. But if you tried to use a pair of scissors, they suddenly feared for your fucking life. So we used these dull bastards.
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the passing of my daughter’s father. Seeing her continue to grieve him breaks my heart.She loved and trusted him so much. They were so bonded. Men, please get your routine health checks and if you have poor family history; fight your insurance!
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Hey @kroger why are there 24 people in line and one cashier at my Kroger # 355? why do the refrigerated cases all leak like this? Where is the store management ?
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One of these two chewed the crotch out of a pair of jeans last night. The big one may have done it but the little one was found sleeping in the evidence. Guess I will be showing my @ ss at Mardi Gras for real!
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I asked my now 27 yr old. Her response was “I loved flying solo as a kid” she started at 6.
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Ours was recovered because someone randomly posted a pic of it on an Instagram page and a family member saw it. The shotgun, shells, target practice silhouettes, and handful of credit cards recovered inside it were not ours. PS our insurer totaled the car.
Cassie Schirm (@cassieontheair) profile pictureCassie Schirm@cassieontheair17 Jan 2023
In 24 hours looking at the @CityOfNOLA crime dashboard 28 more cars have been stolen making it 404 cars in 16 days. Tune into @wdsu at 6 to learn how some of those cars are being recovered.
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My daughter’s car was stolen from her driveway just outside her kitchen door this afternoon between 4-4:30. I am eternally grateful she was not in it when they decided to take it. She is safe and that is what matters. #nolacrime
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Pre-Thanksgiving reminder that the kids’ table is actually the best. No one at the adult table has ever asked how fast I can run or what the best lizard is
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In a heartbeat!
Rep. Saira Draper (@SairaForGeorgia) profile pictureRep. Saira Draper@SairaForGeorgia8 Nov 2022
Don't tell me energy is low around voting. Just received a report out of Kansas that a voter was told she couldn't vote while wearing her partisan t-shirt. So she took it off and voted in her bra.
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