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*peyton manning after oral sex with his wife, to tune of nationwide jingle*
馃幎damn that pussy tastes so good馃幎
amanda retweeted
can't believe we've all fucked the same people, that's crazy :) much love to all :) 馃槆鉂わ笍
amanda retweeted
when the ataris changed the lyrics to "out on the road today i saw a black flag sticker on a cadillac" that was gay
amanda retweeted
aliens are a snooze fest. not even scary. i already know i can beat every alien鈥檚 ass



