amanda

masturbating to relieve period cramps is such a goated biological life hack

ok yeah

can't believe we've all fucked the same people, that's crazy :) much love to all :) 😇❤️

florida isn't great, but neither is your fucking state

cram stroker's jackula

when the ataris changed the lyrics to "out on the road today i saw a black flag sticker on a cadillac" that was gay

fool me once? k*lling myself

cool stage name would be Big FuckIt

took the hasidic tunnels to work this morning. so much quicker!!!!

aliens are a snooze fest. not even scary. i already know i can beat every alien’s ass

just wanna live long enough to see t*ylor sw*ft get her comeuppance

this is a story about a girl named Bucky

i step out of the urkel transformation chamber and i still look like me except i have white dreads and they're permanent