🇨🇦🟠Karl The Ol ALFer💃🇨🇦 (@perch35km) header
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#EzzyAward winner. Fake fan. 7x Champion beer league goalie. sign your donor card at the link below #Metis 🇨🇦#EveryChildMatters #Winnipeg #ForTheW #GoJetsGo

Winnipeg, Manitoba
Joined March 2010
Simba sure purrs loudly 😻😻
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The young lady did her job right up until the end that she knew was coming. Period.
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🇨🇦🟠Karl The Ol ALFer💃🇨🇦 retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Oh man…..there sure are a lot of unhappy people in red this morning……..It’s like a blue wave came crashing down on them The Habs really blew that game
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🇨🇦🟠Karl The Ol ALFer💃🇨🇦 retweeted
Was lucky enough to witness this insane comeback in person!! ✈️✈️✈️@NHLJets
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Gabe Vilardi deserves a game star for the OT period alone. His first shift was unbelievable. Then he carried it over to the steal that gave Lowry the puck who then found Samberg wide open. Almost the same play that Barron had a shift earlier
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Oh. My. Fucking. God. 😂😂😂
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He’ll win tomorrow. It won’t be close. No matter what the votes actually are……landslide incoming. If you say you didn’t see it coming, you wanted it
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Can we please stop posting the audio from the Learjet crash? Listening to those poor souls at the worst moment of their lives is horrible. Let them rest in peace
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🇨🇦🟠Karl The Ol ALFer💃🇨🇦 retweeted
What jersey should I wear in net tonight for my beer pickup hockey…. @ClanIHC @CHWorldCup @TheSimpsons @TransCanadaBeer
40%Glasgow Clan
20%Australia CARHA
40%Simpsons yellow
0%Flying Otters
5 votes • Final results
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What jersey should I wear in net tonight for my beer pickup hockey…. @ClanIHC @CHWorldCup @TheSimpsons @TransCanadaBeer
40%Glasgow Clan
20%Australia CARHA
40%Simpsons yellow
0%Flying Otters
5 votes • Final results
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Beer league hockey is the only hockey that matters
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What’s scary is, I don’t even care. Not even watching anymore. #GoJetsGo
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🇨🇦🟠Karl The Ol ALFer💃🇨🇦 retweeted
Bomber advance and riders go home. What a great day
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Hmmmmm……. Pavelec or Hellebuyck jersey tonight for Halloween #OldSchoolSubtweet
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🇨🇦🟠Karl The Ol ALFer💃🇨🇦 retweeted
This is my type of humor
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