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#EzzyAward winner. Fake fan. 7x Champion beer league goalie. sign your donor card at the link below #Metis 🇨🇦#EveryChildMatters #Winnipeg #ForTheW #GoJetsGo

Winnipeg, Manitoba
Joined March 2010
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Was lucky enough to witness this insane comeback in person!! ✈️✈️✈️@NHLJets
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What jersey should I wear in net tonight for my beer pickup hockey…. @ClanIHC @CHWorldCup @TheSimpsons @TransCanadaBeer
40%Glasgow Clan
20%Australia CARHA
40%Simpsons yellow
0%Flying Otters
5 votes • Final results
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Bomber advance and riders go home. What a great day
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This is my type of humor
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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💖 George Takei remembers Sir Patrick Stewart 🖖 “Fans across the world mourn the passing of a true and irreplaceable legend. As Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Patrick Stewart took the starship Enterprise to places it had never gone before, and he inspired a whole next generation of star-gazers who looked longingly ahead to a brighter future for all humanity. Our hearts are heavy, indeed. Rest in the heavens, Captain.” #StarTrek
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us. I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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Made a big slow cooker pot of Irish stew today! Boy it was tasty! Guinness and red wine!
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Sound cut out on Sportsnet+ because I assume they'll charge me extra for that.
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New guys mix just dropped 😏
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🇨🇦🟠Karl The Ol ALFer💃🇨🇦 retweeted
We have acquired: 🏒 F Dawson Mercer 🏒 F Alexander Command 🏒 G Nico Daws 🏒 F Nick Bjugstad 🔢 and two draft picks
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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Lamborghini Diablo VT.
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Just something to brighten your day! Put a smile in your face!
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Ferrari 550 Maranello.
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Add some racing graphics and that new Porsche looks pretty cool.
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Bernie! Enjoy
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Replying to @Elizabeth_Ruler
i'm a hunter (not a trophy hunter in any way), but look, fair's fair. if you're going to be waving a rifle at an elephant who hasn't done a goddam thing to you, you better be willing to accept a tusk up your ass.
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