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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
n00b 4 lyfe
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
me monitoring the swing states from California
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
"I will be voting for the kill all white people party"
Because ground beef is $6.30 a gallon, I will be voting for the kill all White people party
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
mayor of new york posting gimmick xeets
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
🗣 Barack Obama: "A lot of the young people I meet – including Marcus [Rashford] – they’re ahead of where I was when I was 23. They're already making changes and being positive forces in their communities." [BBC]
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Bruno Fernandes has played 28 Champions League games but has never scored from open play in the competition against a team from one of Europe's top-five leagues. It is a strange quirk for a player who is so crucial to Manchester United's attacking play. Against Roma on Tuesday, he has the chance to change that statistic, just when his team and his head coach really need him. 📝 @reallycerys bit.ly/4sF0c9X
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
reddit dogshit
51 years ago today, Queen released “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Lisandro Martinez has been the worst player in the Premier League so far this season. He’s now been the main man responsible for United dropping points in three matches, and his latest embarrassment at Stamford Bridge on Saturday came in three instalments. Quite why Martinez is playing so badly is up for debate, but this can’t go on. Manchester United can’t field a player who is constantly costing them with errors that, more than anything else, look like his heart isn’t in it. 📝 @Zonal_Marking on the issue with Martinez. 🔗 nyti.ms/4ks6sQ4
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea says international sanctions do not work. The statement comes just one day after North Korea's $6.3 billion Binance crypto hack, the largest heist in human history.
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
De 2008 para a eternidade. A Bola de Ouro de todos os tempos é portuguesa. 🇵🇹 Parabéns, Capitão! 👑 @ballondor | @Cristiano
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
🚨Crazy stat: Did you know Messi is 39. His last Champions League final goal came at 23. 16 years ago.
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
walked into panda express for lunch with my mbappe jersey on
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Harry Kane:
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
🏆 | LA MEXICANA que consiguió ser la Delantera del Año #BallonDor ¡Orgullo @CharlynCorral! 🇲🇽🤍💙
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roll🧞‍♀️🇵🇹 (carrick sufferer) retweeted
Thierry Henry
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