I have an irrational fear of rebooting.
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Filip Noetzel retweeted
Forced use of real-time comms and forced open-plan co-location is often motivated by managerial surveillance, i.e. “I want to be able to see your every action on company time”. Might as well go and work in a cotton mill.
Filip Noetzel retweeted
Early on, many startups want to hire generalist that doesn't require much management. As companies scale more management is introduced, and they start hiring specialists. Is there a way to grow a company that doesn't leave early employees unhappy about the change?
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Filip Noetzel retweeted
My argument is that if your senior engineers aren't mentoring, they aren't actually doing the work of a senior engineer.
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Filip Noetzel retweeted
Don't "work harder." Instead:
Cut away distractions.
Stop doing fake work.
Ask for help.
Plan.
Solicit criticism.
Automate what can be automated.
Engage your mentors.
Exercise.
Get more sleep.
Whatever you do, don't "work harder." It's pretty much never the answer.
Filip Noetzel retweeted
Ah 2018.
Scrum means "Waterfall but we don't have time for analysis".
Kanban means "Scrum, but we don't have time for sprint planning".
Agile means "We have no process, but we do use JIRA extensively"
Filip Noetzel retweeted
Leute, nehmt Euch den Raum und fahrt in der Mitte! Warum es oft besser ist, als Radfahrer nicht am Rand zu verschwinden
(Quelle: reddit.com/r/torontobiking/c…)
Filip Noetzel retweeted
for each desired change, make the change easy (warning: this may be hard), then make the easy change
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"A program is like a poem: you cannot write a poem without writing it." - E. W. Dijkstra
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As a Scrum Master it's part of your job to speak truth to power. How can you do that if you depend on a job? finding-marbles.com/2018/04/…
Filip Noetzel retweeted
Scrum and Jira are the warm beer and cold pizza of Agile. #sigh – at Norwood, OH
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Software development is everything you can fix without code + some code for the leftovers. teapawt.net/scribblingon/status/98…
Filip Noetzel retweeted
Großraumbüros: Ich habe noch nie einen getroffen - außer die Leute, die das nicht selber nutzen müssen - die darauf stehen, sagt der Arbeitspsychologe Frank Berzbach im Interview: deutschlandfunknova.de/beitr…
Filip Noetzel retweeted
Fullstack developers are awesome! How they debug React props? Just console.log them right from JSX:
const Component = () => (
<div>
{console.log(this.props)}
<SomeOtherStuff />
</div>
);
I’d never though that it could be that simple!
Filip Noetzel retweeted
Here are some AI generated nude portraits I've been working on🍑
Usually the machine just paints people as blobs of flesh with tendrils and limbs randomly growing out - I think it's really surreal. I wonder if that's how machines see us...
Filip Noetzel retweeted
My view is that *all* teams should do enough up front design to (1) understand the structure of what they are building, (2) create a shared vision for the team, (3) identify and mitigate the highest priority risks. (these activities vary based upon size/complexity of the product) teapawt.net/simonbrown/status/9724… – at Bailiwick of Jersey, United Kingdom
