
Employed by anonymous developer Rare Pangolin | Advising @gondixyz
Joined October 2018
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El que no tiene problemas para elegir películas para ver es mi viejo. El abre Netflix, pone play a la primera que tenga en la portada a un tipo con un arma y procede a estar dos horas así:
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Ricky Gervais@rickygervaisOct 22
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I wish my nan had asked for my consent before she hugged and kissed me. I nearly swallowed her false teeth once.
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Your job is to make as much money as possible by any means necessary. Don’t box yourself into roles. Don’t identify with your job. Nobody cares if you’re a software/ai/cloud/anything engineer, your knowledge might be obsolete in a few months and you could get laid off next year, who knows.
Build multiple income sources. Skill up. Try to escape the rat race. Play the system. Cheat. Commit fraud. Lie on your resume. Whatever. You’re not winning this game by staying a good, obedient employee.
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Hunter Biden@HunterBidenOct 21
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Tokyo is really cool.
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Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.
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no matter if it’s stocks or crypto
people don’t understand
the person that can grow a portfolio from nothing to $17M isn’t the type of person that just sells there
they have the retarded ability to hold longer than you can imagine, logic doesn’t enter the equation
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I haven’t written a job application in 7 years. I cannot work for someone else. I had to go into an office for three days earlier this year and lost my mind. Unemployable.
Introducing The Cheeky Pint Benchmark.
We made our intern watch every episode of Cheeky Pint to bring you this breakdown of pints drank by guests to the nearest sixth.
Congratulations to @elonmusk who is currently in the lead with three full pints of Guinness.
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how the ninth pint hits after the dinner at a wedding when you realise you’ll be seeing yer vol-au-vents again before the band’s even started
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when is @collision gonna have someone on
who just deletes 12 guinness
and picks a fight with the film crew
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We will have a show @MuseumModernArt from March-September next year
It’ll be called Candlelight



























