Paul Hernacki

7yo, "You're in luck, I'm a party planner *and* a professional zombie killer."

7yo, "Mom, do you know why I do that? To annoy you. Its like a new hobby - trying to find ways to annoy you." #lifewithkids

This sums up 5yo's bday

Hubby, "I love vegetarians. The more of them there are, the more meat there is for me."

Hubby "Who wants to watch videos of cats puking hairballs to techno music? This is what the internet was made for."

Took the girls to see an animal shelter. Turns out you can't go to one w/o adopting. Must be a new rule. #imasoftie

4yo, "Strawberry Shortcake is really scared. She was attacked by the Rancor monster." #StarWars

Me, "You need to have more faith in humanity." Hubby, "Yeah, the problem with that is I have met too many humans."

All good parents put plastic cockroaches in their kid's lunch box. #parenting101

4yo, "Grandma, if you play games with a cookie, you should always let him win or he may remove your limbs." Grandma, "What?" #starwars