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Curmudgeon, thinker, drinker, adolescent. "Your lack of planning is not my emergency". Designer of physical products. Cats prove that the Earth isn't flat.

Bicester, Oxfordshire
Joined February 2012
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Resulta que los archivos de Epstein están llenos de multimillonarios y no de inmigrantes... Curioso!
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I really enjoyed my brief placement at Microsoft but I think my new job at the FAA is a much better fit for me...
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🔴TORY CORRUPTION A reminder of taxpayers' cash squandered. @RishiSunak @KemiBadenoch @conservatives @MichelleMone
🔴TORY CORRUPTION A reminder of taxpayers' cash squandered. @RishiSunak @KemiBadenoch @conservatives
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Helen is a millionaire who earns 100k per year and works in a palace. She claims expenses for a second home despite living 50 miles from work. She wants you to think that it’s the disabled that are the problem.
People on benefits shouldn’t be better off than people in work. Some households are getting thousands more in welfare than a full-time job. People who’re working say to me – why do I bother? We will make sure work always pays more than benefits. We’ll restore the two-child benefit cap. Working families don’t get a pay rise when they have another child. Nor should people on benefits. And we’ll reform housing benefit. No more asking taxpayers to pay for people on benefits to live wherever they want – especially when working people can’t afford to live there themselves.
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How about y’all Cyber attack student loans, credit card debt, medical bills, put money in people’s accounts !!!
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Odd how having sex with mistresses can bring down a CEO. But raping children doesn't bring down a president. 🤔
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🔴Meet @Helen_Whately She's an MP in her 40's whose expense claims are one of the highest. She is medically qualified to give her opinion on autism & ADHD. Helen thinks those who claim PIP shouldn't receive it. Helen still wants to keep all of her expenses though. - @JoRejoinEU
Meet Nikki. She’s a mum in her fifties who came to see me. Since her job in a nursery became all too much, she’s started receiving universal credit. Without qualifications and, as she put it, being ‘no good at computers’, she's struggling to find another job. But that’s not why she came to speak to me. Her real worry was her son, Jack, who signed on the moment he turned 18. He's got autism and ADHD, but Nikki wants him to work. She's frustrated the state is paying him money to stay at home. She desperately wants the job centre to get on his case. But there’s no sign of that. So, Jack is literally left to his own devices, gaming in his bedroom most of the time. Who would want that life for their child? Stories like Jack's are increasingly common. It’s a disaster. Hundreds of thousands of young people are setting out on a life on benefits. Only the Conservatives have a detailed plan to put an end to this and help young people into work. We’ll halve National Insurance for employers hiring 21 to 24-year-olds, create 100,000 more apprenticeships, and introduce a Get to Work programme to stop young people going straight from education onto benefits.
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🧠 Quiz of the Day - Nov 14 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 🟩 ⬜ Score: 6/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
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queria que os hackers invadissem as operadoras de cartões e cancelassem as faturas
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Replying to @Helen_Whately
Meet Helen. Helen is a Millionaire married to a Millionaire Helen has claimed nearly £2m in parliamentary expenses since 2015. Helen is the biggest hypocrite in the House of Commons. Disregard everything Helen says and vote Helen out of office at the earliest opportunity.
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Trump dumping his Nvidia stock a few weeks before this Chinese spy story dropped is the least shocking thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Straight to jail.
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Somewhere a laid-off Microsoft engineer is watching the outage with a very large bowl of popcorn.
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QUOTE OF THE DAY 😎
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We absolutely cannot allow Thames Water to be handed to US hedge funds We need all hands on deck right now, whoever or wherever you are There is something YOU can do to turn up the heat on Andy Burnham to take Thames Water into public hands: vist.ly/5spfg
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Microsoft set to inflate the emergency Copilot.
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